Fun & Laughs

If you made it this far, you might as well say hi. 👋🙂

The Late Student
​A university student was running late for his final exam. He burst into the classroom 20 minutes after the exam had started, grabbed a test paper, and began writing furiously.
​When time was up, the professor called out:
​"Stop writing! Put your pens down and bring your papers to the front."
​Everyone immediately submitted their papers and left, except for this student. He kept writing for another 15 minutes before finally walking up to the professor's desk.
​The professor crossed his arms and said coldly, "I'm not accepting that. You finished late."
​The student stood up straight, looked the professor dead in the eye, and asked in a dramatic voice:
​"Do you have any idea who I am?"
​The professor was taken aback, shook his head, and replied, "No, and I don't care."
​The student smiled, said, "Good," quickly stuffed his exam paper right into the middle of the huge stack of tests, scrambled the pile, and ran out the door! 😁

Has anyone watched Piers Morgan’s show with Priya Patel?
Lol
How can someone feel so American with this name.
Loads of people from “that” region hate their origin.

Loads here on Jamaa/Muzz too
Don’t know what went wrong in their upbringing.

Any weekend night my brother leaves an empty can in the sitting room staying late at night,
And I rush to check the contents in the morning!
😅
Sorry BROTHERS
We are born paranoid

For the desis,

This never gets old lol

https://youtu.be/wvuXHjiztGA?si=IalvwF8MXgy1eOYw

When you wake up in the morning, pull your bedsheet over your wife...She will think.. wow, he cares about me so much. But in reality, this saves you from the ultimate chore of folding your bedsheet😉

https://youtu.be/QzMrCy5Ta-c?si=Wq72PpdE3HqEkvhR

Nobody loves you until you have money...
Even me, i don't like myself when i don't have money.....😅💀

The only women I automatically say no to are the ones taller than me. I have to maintain at least one advantage 😂

I dare you all to match my vibe