Fun & Laughs

Somewhere in north Atlantic ocean 🌊 with a bad weather

Being single is a choice .
It’s not about ‘they can’t get a partner’.
Getting a partner is the easiest thing, whats hard is finding the right person in this messed up-generation.

I almost thought Muzz suspended my id when the app crashed lol. 😭 😭 😭

My sister: Hey Sissy.. how are you doing?
It is the holiday season💃💃

Me: Oh okay, how are the kids?

My sister: They miss you.

(She quickly rushes to give the phone to her youngest child)
"Hello Aunty Dee, we want to come visit your house for a little while"

Me: Awww..😩
Hand the phone back to your mother Darling
(He hands the phone back)

Me: Sissy, am already dealing with two very loud "special projects" in my house and the internet has been in a coma for 2days now ... my hands are completely full😭😭😩

My sister: Come and take over for just 7 days and get a master's degree in handling premium level noise and chaos😂😂😂
Oya, abeg, I need practical support, not advice

Her husband (in the background)

I will pay her😂

Tell her I will give her money😂😂

Hey

Boy: I don’t care about looks.
Girl: Deletes one photo.
Boy: “Can you send more pictures?” 😂

Saying okay instead of high fiving them in the face with a chair is truly emotional growth

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbL_I0Tslev/

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18EnfVeM4E/

PSA for future husband 📢
When we get married, I will be having a separate bedroom. For myself. 🛏️
No husband allowed. 🛑🙎‍♂️
Its called self care, not separation. 💆‍♀️
Apply within if you understand. 😉

A jealous wife is the best wife 😂