Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
My routine includes waking up looking at my phone getting offended by my alarm and then regretting everything.
Life’s problems never seem to end 🥹🥹
Whichever girl I find, either it’s a filtered DP or fake pictures…
And now the ones I’m meeting are older too 🥹🥹
Where is a guy supposed to go… where? 🥹🥹😂😂
Honestly, it feels like life is just trolling at this point 😂
Love life status:
404 Error
Relationship not found! 😂
This is my recent story 😭
Got a chat request on a marriage app.
Exchanged dua salam, had some basic conversation… everything felt normal.
Then suddenly she said:
“I’m not here to find a husband. I’m here to find a brother.”
Ma’am respectfully… this is Muzz, not Raksha Bandhan.com 😭
Human psychology genuinely needs to be studied more seriously.
Bandhan - Matrimony Search
https://www.bandhan.com/
Girlfriend: hey honey when you taking me out for a date-night? 👀
Boyfriend: hey sweetie how does this Saturday at 7 sound?
Girlfriend: perfect!! 🥰 can’t wait!!
Wife: it’s been 2 weeks, 2 bloody weeks!!, and you still haven’t taken me out on a date-night! Wtf is that! You don’t communicate at all!! And being 24/7 pampered, protected and provided for IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!!! 😡 NOW STOP BEING A HARAMI AND SERVE ME!!!
…Husband left the chat.
Dating apps are funny.😅😅
People reject someone for not matching their standards.
while their own emotional stability is being held together by mood swings, reposts, and last seen recently.😭