Fun & Laughs

Me: I'm so sorry, darling, for ghosting you every week. But you know how much I need you. Please... come back to me 🙏🏻
I know you've been waiting for me in silence. I promised I'd get in touch with you every Friday. Why are you making things so difficult for me, baby? Please, come back to me... Muah muah! 💋💋

Nail clipper: NO! I'M SULKING! 😤

The Malaysia 🇲🇾 flag looks just like the united flaggg 🇺🇸 shi had me confused now I know 🫤

I promise you I am not like other men.

I'm unique.

You can trust me.

"You have freedom of speech but i cannot guarantee freedom after speech.'

I have to try this. 🤣🤣🤣😭😂

My 3 personalities:

1. I talk too much
2. I don’t talk at all
3. I talk to myself
   😅😅😅😅😅

No put me for talk🤐

I’m terrified of getting comfortable with someone.

Do you know how unhinged I get? At first it’s all Mr. quiet guy but once I get comfortable all of a sudden the sun sets down, the moon comes out and it’s Mr. Chaos supreme coming at you with all sorts of unhinged thoughts and “HEY LETS GO TO THIS ABANDONED HOSPITAL”

I fear it’s cooked for me wallahi