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@Kaluna110909
The Rat Family
One day, a mother rat and her child were chatting away by a storm drain. Suddenly, a bat flew overhead.
Little Rat: Mom, what was that thing that just flew over us?
Mother Rat: Oh... that was a bat.
Little Rat: But Mom, why does its face look just like ours?
Mother Rat: Well... its face does look like ours, and it belongs to our kind tooβitβs just that, back in college, it majored in aviation.
@Hunainkhan45344355
Most people wait for tomorrow to change.
But tomorrow is built today.
The Quran you read today.
The salah you protect today.
The workout you don't skip.
The work you focus on today.
The sin you finally leave.
The business you build today.
Anyone can do it once.
The real change is in what you keep doing.
@Shadia134
To those who skip my posts,
May your Exs propose to you on your wedding day π€£π€£ππββοΈπββοΈ
@Salmanhd
Dead π΅ Butterfly π¦
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@Barikisu14022336
If you got a free flight and visa to any country, but it had to start with the first letter of your surname, where would you go?
βI'll start: Mexico and Morocco! π
@Mareebra
I want to meet people be social,but the love I have for sleep π΄ it's beyond me,I can't wait to get home from work so I can take a nap,and waking up from nap so I can sleep because I have work in the morning π€π,maybe nap dates π€,but how clean is your bedings do they smell fresh ππ. Am just thinking out round
@usmankhan555
Should a husband and wife share everything with each other, or is having some personal privacy healthy?