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@khadizhah
Don't marry a Woman who doesn't love money You'll die poor🤭
Women are the biggest motivation for making money
@HasibulMandal
Hii
@Mayooosh
I don’t know 🤷♀️
@Samreen_Aqeel
𝗜𝗳 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗠𝘆 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻🤭
Ngl, I wish one day I'm casually walking down the road 🚶, help an old man cross it, and instead of just saying "thank you," he smiles, takes off his fake beard 🎭, and goes, "Congratulations, that was a billionaire kindness test."🤑 Five minutes later I'm sitting in his office while his lawyer hands me a blank cheque 💵, the keys to a penthouse 🔑, a private jet ✈️, and enough money to make my future generations argue over who gets which vacation home 😂.
POV: My brain writes Netflix plots for absolutely no reason 😅.
𝗠𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 😁.
𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗹𝘂 😎.
@amiradegan2026
And somehow I’m always broke 😂💸 Girls, what do you spend most of your money on? 😂
@Sabah30851499
Orophile.505
My insta I'd plz follow me
@nourdounia
Defo me 🤣
@taha_3
i appreciate maturity, genuine energy and being fun ofc whether you’re navigating your 20s or running the room in your 30s and beyond 😉 m from agadir btw
@Samreen_Aqeel
𓂃 ࣪˖ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 🥂
There's nothing I crave more than to be financially stable enough to shop for my dream wardrobe , travel the world, and live in my dream city... 👜👗✈️🏙️
To have a wardrobe filled with everything I've ever dreamed of wearing, a passport full of stamps, slow mornings in beautiful cafés, spontaneous flights, and a city outside my window that feels like a dream....🥹
Not chasing a life that looks perfect to everyone else just building a life that feels beautiful, peaceful, free, and completely mine..... 🌹
𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲… 𝗜 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁....✌🏻
@Kaluna110909
The Rat Family
One day, a mother rat and her child were chatting away by a storm drain. Suddenly, a bat flew overhead.
Little Rat: Mom, what was that thing that just flew over us?
Mother Rat: Oh... that was a bat.
Little Rat: But Mom, why does its face look just like ours?
Mother Rat: Well... its face does look like ours, and it belongs to our kind too—it’s just that, back in college, it majored in aviation.