Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor π€ͺ
@yourhabibti
always remember:
you'll only win if your mind is stronger than your emotions.
Selamat pagi orang2 tantrum...
@beauviett
Matching on Muzz is easy. π
But one man is meant for one womanβand not every match is your soulmate.
Iβm not a queen bee ππ. But, Iβm waiting for the one bee that actually belongs in my βhiveβ. π
Can I get the crown π, please? πππ
@Nikhat78703929
Me at midnight: βI should sleep.β
Also me: βLetβs see whoβs available for marriage.βπ₯²
@Shadia134
I want to post my picture here but some of you think I'm rich and beautiful π π π πββοΈπββοΈ
@Shadia134
Them : Stop dating old people
OLD PEOPLE: I just sent you 800k for biscuits π
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@sherazi_5
Earlier, girls wanted a guy with a good heart...
Now, todayβs girls look at a guy and think, 'Does he know how to take aesthetic photos, can he cook, and will he survive my mood swings?' ππ
Honestly, standards are higher than a Bollywood movie script these days!
@beauviett
Some say everyone on Muzz is a liar.
I say theyβre too honest. π
They donβt lie about what they want β they just forget to mention why nobody else wanted it. π
@bromadjik
On Muzz everyone is looking for love but the problem is, love has already uninstalled Muzz π«£