Fun & Laughs

I’ve had a crush on this guy for six months. He’s in my favourites and I keep opening muzz just to see if he's retired from the app 😩

She is asking Arab mom for her son's hand in marriage.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVB54OskXif/?igsh=dG50aGE5YWM0bHdp

hello, im wiwi. ur future wife. and ur future financial advisor. hahahahahah.. 🦦✨

There is a noise even in silence

A husband and wife stopped talking to each other… 🥺

One day later, the wife said:

“I’m going to count to 10. If you don’t speak before then, I’ll drink poison!” 🥲😱

One… 😔 Husband silent.
Two… 😔 Husband silent.
Three… 😔 Husband silent.
Four… 😌 Husband silent.
Five… 😌 Husband silent.
Six… 😞 Husband silent.
Seven… 😌 Husband silent.
Eight… 🤫 Husband silent.

When the wife reached nine, she started crying.

Husband: “Keep counting, keep counting!” 🥲

Wife: “Thank God, at least you finally spoke!” 😂

And thus, the life of a great woman was saved. 😅🤭🤣💖

Donald Trump' we are so sorry! 🥹🤣Assalamu Alaikum, single brothers and sisters of Muzz! 🏃‍♂️💨Finding a perfect halal match on Muzz is already like looking for water in a desert. Swiping all day, but still no luck! On top of that, I just heard that the zoo curator lost his job just for naming that famous golden-haired white buffalo 'Donald Trump'! 🦬❌Man, that buffalo copied Trump's hair and secured its future! Hundreds of people are visiting the zoo and turning it into a dating spot. Meanwhile, we upload the best profile pictures here and still can't get an 'Instant Match'! 🤫Trump Bhai, we are truly sorry! People are using your name to mingle at the zoo, while we pure singles are stuck waiting for a reply after texting 'Assalamu Alaikum' in the inbox! 🥹🤣Our hearts are as clean and halal as that white buffalo. So why isn't a perfect match coming our way? Is our love life getting fired just like that curator's job? 🤧💍