Fun and Games

I don't know what he is thinking..

Nigerians Group on this app, una dey alright? 😂

I brought one of the hottest investment gist in Nigeria to this group and everywhere was giving dry. 😭

No comments. No arguments. No “I’m buying.” No “Don’t buy o!”
Nothing. 😂

Anyway, let me bring it again because maybe I didn't package it properly the first time.

Dangote Refinery IPO. ₦525 per share. Minimum: 10 shares = ₦5,250. to own a small piece of the rifinery

Now let's play a little game. 🤓

You wake up on IPO day and you have ₦100k available specifically for this. What are you doing?
🅰️ ₦5,250 only: “Abeg, make I buy 10 first. Make I see front.” 😂

🅱️ ₦20k–₦50k: “I believe in this thing, but I still get sense.” 😂

🅲️ All ₦100k: “In 10 years, you people will call me a visionary.” 😭

🅳️ Call somebody: “Omo, abeg check this investment for me before I embarrass myself.” 😂

🅴️ No investment: “Abeg, make I use my money take drink garri /eat Shawarma first, make I dey save my life” 😭😭

🅵️ You already have millions: “Move aside, small boys/girls. I came to invest.” 😂

And please, investors, don't just tell us what you'll buy. Tell us WHY.

Are you looking at the company itself, the long-term potential, the expected listing price, or you're simply thinking “Na Dangote, abeg.” 😂

Let's see what Nigeria is really doing with this IPO. 👇🏽

Through my previous post, you all now know I’ve got a crush from Jamaa. 👀😂

But am I revealing who?
Absolutely not. 🤐

Especially not to My People… because I KNOW they won’t even take 2 seconds to tag him everywhere 😭
And then I’ll have to disappear from Jamaa forever🏃🏻‍♀️💀

But let’s see how many of you have a crush on someone from Jamaa 👀
Drop a hint about your crush 🍿 ✨

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗲, 𝗥𝘂𝗻 𝗧𝗼 𝗠𝗲 🥺

Happy? Run To Me. Sad? Run To Me. Afraid? Run To Me. In Pain? Run To Me....🫂

Whatever you’re feeling, whatever you’re going through, you never have to face it alone. Come to me with your happiness, your tears, your fears, and even your silent moments. I’ll listen, comfort you, and stay beside you.....🥰

𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝗡𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀, 𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗥𝘂𝗻 𝗧𝗼 𝗠𝗲....🥹

🥰helooo

Just going down the street," she said. Three hours and two jungles later... 🌿🧭😂

Has Dream Girl been re-released in theatres or something?

Just asking. 😂

Because the kind of messages I’ve been getting from guys lately—

“Hi, how are you?”
“Hii 👀”

Bro… MATLAB KUCH BHI? 😭

At least look at the user interface before sending a message.
The app is literally showing you who you’re texting. 💀

And bro, one humble request—

“Bro, maybe watch a little fewer Ayushmann Khurrana movies.” 😄

Hey there, who's interested by talking

So I tell this to practically everyone but I just had this reaction and before getting blocked and it was hilarious

Start off by telling everyone awesome thank you I'm going to let you know I'm autistic and I got a very busy schedule so I may not be able to reply a lot I'm currently got five classes this semester and I'm currently starting up a club and current acting president of that club

And this woman goes well if you're not intro just just say so you don't have to lie

But I did not lie though that was actually honest and the worst part is I'm the president of a club and I hate leadership positions the problem is I'm the default leader because I am a natural born leader and I'm skilled out so why not😂