Fun and Games

Has Dream Girl been re-released in theatres or something?

Just asking. 😂

Because the kind of messages I’ve been getting from guys lately—

“Hi, how are you?”
“Hii 👀”

Bro… MATLAB KUCH BHI? 😭

At least look at the user interface before sending a message.
The app is literally showing you who you’re texting. 💀

And bro, one humble request—

“Bro, maybe watch a little fewer Ayushmann Khurrana movies.” 😄

Hey there, who's interested by talking

So I tell this to practically everyone but I just had this reaction and before getting blocked and it was hilarious

Start off by telling everyone awesome thank you I'm going to let you know I'm autistic and I got a very busy schedule so I may not be able to reply a lot I'm currently got five classes this semester and I'm currently starting up a club and current acting president of that club

And this woman goes well if you're not intro just just say so you don't have to lie

But I did not lie though that was actually honest and the worst part is I'm the president of a club and I hate leadership positions the problem is I'm the default leader because I am a natural born leader and I'm skilled out so why not😂

I’m looking for a serious relationship 🥰💕

I'm here just for fun🔥❤️

Here is some mid week light-hearted fun.

To make it fair for everyone 3 words maximum per person

I'm not going to give the whole conversation as a super long but I found those funny

I asked one of my gaming friends hey you want to join the filmmaking club

my friend: we have a film making club

Me: well not officially but we've almost got everything set up all that's left is for the bylaws to get written and we got to do some changes to the mission statement set a time for everyone to meet up and submit the application and then once approved email everyone who had showed interests for the first information session

My friend: how do you know all this and where do you have the time for this

Me: well that is a long story but I kind of ditched a few clubs

My friend: I'm not sure what confuses me more the fact that you're actually using your natural born leadership skills and putting your associate's degree in Business administrations to good use or the fact that you're ditching video games and the d&d club just so you could be a president of a filmmaking club

Me: oh no no I ditched DND for this I still goong to the gaming club because I always have time for the Wii and the switch

My friend: this still doesn't explain where you have the time for that you have literally five classes this semester and a bunch of other duties not to mention you are self-employed and busting your *** to get a real estate license

Me: yeah but myself employed business isn't up and running and it's going to take some time so I mean it's not like I'm going to get fired if I don't do it

My friend: with this being a new club you need about 25 signatures

Me: yeah oh yeah I got those on the first week of the semester it's like about 20 minutes to get all 25 signatures

My friend: you and that forked tongue of yours

Me: no I just had a really good sales pitch

I would have said,
“Dear future husband, if you’re here, please reach me fast before I completely despair of the chats on this app.” 😂

But then I remember that some people here are already building a whole notion about me before they’ve even met me. Interesting, right?

A guy once told me he already believed I would be stubborn, even though I look gentle.

What kind of compliment is that?

Apparently, when a woman speaks her mind, has opinions and isn’t afraid to express them, the immediate diagnosis is “stubborn.”

I won’t dim my light just to be more palatable to some men here.
May I never have a reason to become a pick-me just to be chosen. 🤲🏽

Once dust, you're now spirit; once ignorant, you're now wise; He who has led you so far, will gide you further.