Fun & Laughs

I know this post will offend some but

THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

Got locked in on the lyrics of Usher's good good and realized that 21 savage verse at the end of the song should be the simp man anthem 🤣🤣

Riddle Time #4:
What has keys but can’t open locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go inside?
😊

I call them “sisters”
but the sisterhood calls them “little girls”.
Because I don’t wanna be a mean misogynist
I’m gonna keep it consistent with the sisterhood.

How are all the little girls today?

All of Morocco in my DMs lately, but not Mr. Saibari and he is the only one I am waiting on 🤪

I don’t usually date but when I do , I date a wrong person🙆🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😖😖

The amount of food i ate this morning is alarming 😂 mum was like i guess you're no longer on a diet? I be like mum, there's always a cheat day. I guess today is one 🫣

STORY TIME: PART 2 💀
STORY TIME: PART 2 💀
STORY TIME: PART 2 💀

Remember the girl, her boyfriend, their 7-year relationship, and me the unpaid relationship counsellor who had known her for 3 business days? 😭
Well…
I just woke up from my afternoon nap.
Opened my phone.
And guess who had texted me?
HER BOYFRIEND. 💀
At this point, whenever I see his notification, I know a new episode has dropped. 😭
So I opened the message expecting:
“Bro, thank you for saving our 7-year relationship ❤️”
But no.
This man said:
“Bro, she feels hurt by your story. Please delete it.”
…
EXCUSE ME???? 😭😭😭
BROTHER.
THREE DAYS AGO, SHE BLOCKED YOU FOR ME.
She temporarily forgot your 7-year love story because of a man she had known for approximately 72 HOURS. 💀
And now YOU are in my DMs doing customer support for HER feelings???
Sir, where was this loyalty when you were sending me couple pictures like courtroom evidence and crying on the phone? 😭
Yesterday:
“Bro please leave her, she is my 7-year love 😭🙏”
Today:
“Bro please delete the story, she is feeling hurt 🥺”
BRO HAD A CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. 💀
I helped you get your girlfriend back and my reward is now a content removal request. 😭
This is like calling the firefighter who saved your house and saying:
“Thanks bro… but the water damaged the carpet.” 💀
And the craziest part?
HE IS DEFENDING HER.
My brother in Islam…
She blocked you.
For me.
After knowing me for 3 days.
And I was the one who convinced her to go back to you.
WHY ARE YOU MORE LOYAL TO HER THAN SHE WAS TO YOU??? 😭😭😭
At this point, I don’t even know who I’m supposed to support anymore.
Yesterday I was the villain.
Then I became the relationship counsellor.
Now apparently I’m the insensitive content creator.
My role in this story changes faster than her relationship status. 💀
Anyway, I’m going back to sleep.
Hopefully when I wake up, I haven’t been promoted to their marriage counsellor. 😭🙏
PART 3 loading… because apparently these people refuse to let me rest. 💀

I am ishan from taree zameen per in real life ,and Mr Grey from 50 shades in chats. 🤣🤣