Fun & Laughs

All of Morocco in my DMs lately, but not Mr. Saibari and he is the only one I am waiting on 🤪

I don’t usually date but when I do , I date a wrong person🙆🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😖😖

The amount of food i ate this morning is alarming 😂 mum was like i guess you're no longer on a diet? I be like mum, there's always a cheat day. I guess today is one 🫣

STORY TIME: PART 2 💀
STORY TIME: PART 2 💀
STORY TIME: PART 2 💀

Remember the girl, her boyfriend, their 7-year relationship, and me the unpaid relationship counsellor who had known her for 3 business days? 😭
Well…
I just woke up from my afternoon nap.
Opened my phone.
And guess who had texted me?
HER BOYFRIEND. 💀
At this point, whenever I see his notification, I know a new episode has dropped. 😭
So I opened the message expecting:
“Bro, thank you for saving our 7-year relationship ❤️”
But no.
This man said:
“Bro, she feels hurt by your story. Please delete it.”
…
EXCUSE ME???? 😭😭😭
BROTHER.
THREE DAYS AGO, SHE BLOCKED YOU FOR ME.
She temporarily forgot your 7-year love story because of a man she had known for approximately 72 HOURS. 💀
And now YOU are in my DMs doing customer support for HER feelings???
Sir, where was this loyalty when you were sending me couple pictures like courtroom evidence and crying on the phone? 😭
Yesterday:
“Bro please leave her, she is my 7-year love 😭🙏”
Today:
“Bro please delete the story, she is feeling hurt 🥺”
BRO HAD A CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. 💀
I helped you get your girlfriend back and my reward is now a content removal request. 😭
This is like calling the firefighter who saved your house and saying:
“Thanks bro… but the water damaged the carpet.” 💀
And the craziest part?
HE IS DEFENDING HER.
My brother in Islam…
She blocked you.
For me.
After knowing me for 3 days.
And I was the one who convinced her to go back to you.
WHY ARE YOU MORE LOYAL TO HER THAN SHE WAS TO YOU??? 😭😭😭
At this point, I don’t even know who I’m supposed to support anymore.
Yesterday I was the villain.
Then I became the relationship counsellor.
Now apparently I’m the insensitive content creator.
My role in this story changes faster than her relationship status. 💀
Anyway, I’m going back to sleep.
Hopefully when I wake up, I haven’t been promoted to their marriage counsellor. 😭🙏
PART 3 loading… because apparently these people refuse to let me rest. 💀

I am ishan from taree zameen per in real life ,and Mr Grey from 50 shades in chats. 🤣🤣

STORY TIME 💀
STORY TIME 💀
STORY TIME 💀

So, the story starts with a follow request from a girl here on Jama. She texted me, we started talking, and for the first 2–3 days everything was actually going great.

But I noticed one tiny problem…

She was FAST. 💀

Like, Formula 1 fast. 🏎️

“I love you” and all that stuff started coming in while I was still trying to remember her full name. 😭

I told her, “Let’s take things slowly.”

She basically said: No ❤️

Anyway, we talked for 3 days. The communication was good, the vibe was good, and I thought, “Wow… finally, a normal story.”

BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. 💀

Last night, some random guy texted me on Instagram:

“Bro… I’m her boyfriend.”

Me: Of course you are. 😭

Then he said she had blocked him for the last 3 days because of me and that they had been in love for 7 YEARS.

BRO, I HAD KNOWN HER FOR 3 DAYS. 😭😭

Then this man started sending me their pictures together as evidence, called me, started crying, and literally begged me to leave her.

I was like:

“Bhai, please don’t beg me. I didn’t even know I had entered a tournament.” 💀

So then I talked to the girl and somehow tried my best to get THEM back together.

Imagine joining Jama to find a partner and accidentally becoming a relationship counsellor. 😭

But here’s the funniest part…

THIS SAME THING HAS HAPPENED TO ME 3 TIMES IN THE LAST 7 DAYS. 💀

2 times with North Indian baddies 💅
1 time with a South Indian baddie 💅

At this point, I’m not looking for love anymore.

I’m just doing free boyfriend recovery services across India. 🇮🇳😭

North India: ✅
South India: ✅

Now I’m just waiting for someone from the East or West to complete my PAN-INDIA heartbreak tour. 💀

Moral of the story:
If your girlfriend has blocked you recently, please check if she followed me on Jama. 😭🙏

She didn’t know, now she knows, Chad doesn’t play,
Cmon babes, I can turn a sunny day - grey,
…fifty shades.

Toxic Guy, 2026.

Does not respect more matter than standards ?