Fun & Laughs

Hi, I'm Ayoub, from Algeria, and I'm looking for a serious relationship.

My bank account sends me notifications like an angry landlord. At this point, even 'Transaction Successful' feels like a mild threat. Who else is living on vibes and answered prayers this week? 😭😂

In the book of lies, Chapter 25 verse 3 says, " Babe i can't survive without you, verse 4 says, " I have never loved someone the way I love you" Can someone read for us verse 5? 🤭🤗🤭😊🤣🤣🤣

My Girlfriend left a note on top of the fridge saying, "this isn't working, goodbye " I opened the fridge and it was working, I tried to call her to tell her that the fridge is working buh she didn't pick up. I think she doesn't know anything about electronics.....😆😆🤣🤣🤣

So who's the final feminist boss on here so I can report her to ICE?

2 days in a relationship and you're already calling him your pillar of strength 💪...😏 my sister can you let the cement dry at least🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, some of the funniest people are the lonely ones. 😂 Is it because we spend so much time creating entire scenarios in our heads and then answering ourselves 😭 Lonely people’s humour is genuinely top-tier , i recommend lonely people 🌚

When I am nice, I end up getting hurt.
When I try to be mean, I end up feeling guilty.
How am I supposed to survive in this world?