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Got jokes? The world can always use more humour 🤪
Looking for my future wife so we can:
Pray together
Fight over who gets the last piece of biryani
Travel the world (but still be home before Maghrib)
And explain to our parents why we’re both 30+ and still ‘figuring it out’ 😂
Bonus points if you can roast my terrible dad jokes and make better chai than me.
Serious inquiries only… unless your idea of fun is debating pineapple on pizza at 2am
Real talk - I think my autocorrect is legit misogynist…
…it comes up with the worst possible replacements…
…my problem - I hit send too quick and can’t edit it…
I was meant to say “hi, you okay? 😃”
Guess what it wrote instead?
👀
Ladies, to check if he playing you…
…text him from a new number…
…without identifying yourself…
…and ask him to tell you…
…who he thinks it is.
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Is it true that when your hair starts falling out, it’s a sign you’re becoming rich? 🤑😂
to the men messaging me privately and asking to marry me just based on my profile… please stop 🤣
"u are so funny" thank you i am the peacemaker and the youngest child in my family 🥰🥰