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Samreen

@Samreen_Aqeel

17 days ago

Treating a man with kindness ,royalty and respect is one of the purest ways to remind him that he matters....🫶🏻

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Sir Straightup

@m1237

17 days ago

😂😂😂 This cracked me up

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Rasheed

@rash71629

17 days ago

Finally an explanation. Must apologize to all my maths teachers at school 😂. Hoping to get any explanation for why the heck we learnt Pythagoras Theorem 🙄...absolutely useless 😢.

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Anonymous

17 days ago

Ukthi, if he:
• opens the door
• gives you bracelets
• changes your tire
• asks about your day
• listens attentively
• doesn't let you carry anything
• insists on driving you
• makes sure you understand your rights
• calls your family
• tells his coworkers about you
• touches you without the expectation of anything "more"

That's not husband material, that's a cop! You have the right to remain silent.

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Saf Khan

@Saf87382742

17 days ago

It don’t matter what language u speak as long you both understand each other by body language 😂👍

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The X

@misscinintya

17 days ago

<CUSTOM_BOLD>Such a Sweet Contradiction.</CUSTOM_BOLD>

When people always call you by "Excuse me Miss / Ma'am",
But your Gentleman calls you by "Am sorry, dear Babygirl."

👑✒️❤️

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Dania

@Nai_naiee

17 days ago

( SUE ME I WANNA BE WANTED 🤭😤🙂‍↕️) (NOT AS A WANTED CRIMINAL 🤣 ASTAGFIRULLAH) But as a romantic partner aka WIFEy or maybe just as a friend IDK 😭🥰😳❤️. Hey y'all today's topic is YEARNING 😍🤩😚. Don't worry I GOOGLED THE DEFINITION for you fools 😉🤣😏 jk please don't get offended 😭 if it bothers you JUST pretend I said (for you peeps 😳) Anyways Yearning is an intense, deep, and often melancholy feeling of longing or desire for something, particularly something that is out of reach, lost, or difficult to attain. So what am I tryna say? Let's get into it with personal story time 😜

For the longest time ( actually not that long, probably after turned into a young adult WOMEN 👠) I thought I want to be someone who is worth yearning for! 😚😛🤪 Or at least I thought I'm someone very hard to obtain.( IDK IF IT'S HARAM! SO THE SUPER RELIGIOUS FOLKS DUN COME AFTER ME 😭😂🫪) I am now in my mid 20s ? (OKAY I'LL BE 26 THIS YEAR 😅🥲 dun remind me, I just felt bad for not being specific UWU) I still somewhat feel that way, I want someone who is OBSESSED with me 😤🤪. Who loves me for who I am no questions asked ! Now if you're wondering, why are you sharing something so PERSONAL!? 🤔🫢 ( CUZ IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!! I ALREADY SPILLED HALF MY LIFE STORY HERE ON MY JAMAA POSTS😂) WHat can I say, I'm an open book 📖😺

So MAIN POINT IS I want someone who yearns for me but I FEEL AWKWARD AT THE MOMENT OF RECEIVING ANY COMPLIMENTS or SIGNS OF AFFECTION 😂. How do I recover from that? 🫣 I mean how do I get NORMAL!? Would love some advice lmao 😆 TOODLES -

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