Fun & Laughs

When I'm sad and my bestie says "don't be sad he was ugly anyway" so now I'm sad and embarrassed...

Our Language is called THE MOTHER TONGUE Because Father never gets a chance to Speak. 😂

Hi

It's 2026 ladies.

Treat your man right or another woman will.

I just blocked myself i'm not putting up with this either.

Children will always be safe around me, but their snacks won't.

If I send you 🎈📌 I'm not interested.

I want you back.

Me talking to the money I wasted. 🙃🙃🙃

Sometimes the girl that wanted you 6 months ago suddenly has a glow-up and now you gotta think of a really good excuse of why you left her on “read”…
Chad: Hey you! 😄 sorry I been distant it’s just that my…errm… my, my cat got COVID. Long story!
But anyways, you’re looking hot! 🔥 🥵