Fun & Laughs

Her: who’s Amber?
Chad: i have the right to remain silent
Her: why is she asking to see you tonight?
Chad: i would like to speak to my lawyer
Her: are you gonna meet her tonight?
Chad: no comment

My foodie person where r u?

Muzz red flags nobody talks about:
The guy who opens with "Are you serious about marriage?" in the first message.
Brother. We are on a MARRIAGE APP. Where else would I be serious? 😭
The girl who replies after 4 days with "sorry was busy" and then goes offline for another week.
Sis. We both know you weren't busy. You were just deciding. It's okay just say that. 😭
The bio that says "not here often, try Instagram."
So you downloaded a marriage app... to redirect people to your Instagram. Respect the hustle honestly. 😂
The person who likes every single one of your posts but has never once said hello.
You have seen my face 47 times. SAY SOMETHING. 😭
The match that starts strong good conversation, real energy and then just... evaporates.
No unmatch. No goodbye. Just gone. A ghost with good chat history. 💀
We are all going through it together. You are not alone.

I like this jamaa nobody knows me here and I can post whatever I feel like nobody can judge me here 😋💅

One react and ima dm this girl I like on here

ONLY BANGER ON INSTAGRAM CURRENTLY https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYyZ2JYKV8G/?igsh=MW1tbWZ5YnB3NHBmcQ==

Another episode of why the heck am I on this app 🤦🏼‍♀️

Him : No harm in trying to get extra steps beyond your fridge
Me : I'd take your advice once your face stops looking like a half built bridge.
Him : BLOCKED

Mind you he liked me first 😂

People being rude for absolutely no reason is scary. Especially when you're Muslim...

Muzz update:

Vocabulary +1
New word learnt- Pressed
Slang +1
New word learnt- Maxxing

Testing out a new deodorant. Godspeed 🙏