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@Mayooosh
I don’t know 🤷♀️
@Samreen_Aqeel
𝗜𝗳 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗠𝘆 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻🤭
Ngl, I wish one day I'm casually walking down the road 🚶, help an old man cross it, and instead of just saying "thank you," he smiles, takes off his fake beard 🎭, and goes, "Congratulations, that was a billionaire kindness test."🤑 Five minutes later I'm sitting in his office while his lawyer hands me a blank cheque 💵, the keys to a penthouse 🔑, a private jet ✈️, and enough money to make my future generations argue over who gets which vacation home 😂.
POV: My brain writes Netflix plots for absolutely no reason 😅.
𝗠𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 😁.
𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗹𝘂 😎.
@amiradegan2026
And somehow I’m always broke 😂💸 Girls, what do you spend most of your money on? 😂
@Sabah30851499
Orophile.505
My insta I'd plz follow me
@nourdounia
Defo me 🤣
@taha_3
i appreciate maturity, genuine energy and being fun ofc whether you’re navigating your 20s or running the room in your 30s and beyond 😉 m from agadir btw
@Samreen_Aqeel
𓂃 ࣪˖ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 🥂
There's nothing I crave more than to be financially stable enough to shop for my dream wardrobe , travel the world, and live in my dream city... 👜👗✈️🏙️
To have a wardrobe filled with everything I've ever dreamed of wearing, a passport full of stamps, slow mornings in beautiful cafés, spontaneous flights, and a city outside my window that feels like a dream....🥹
Not chasing a life that looks perfect to everyone else just building a life that feels beautiful, peaceful, free, and completely mine..... 🌹
𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲… 𝗜 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁....✌🏻
@Kaluna110909
The Rat Family
One day, a mother rat and her child were chatting away by a storm drain. Suddenly, a bat flew overhead.
Little Rat: Mom, what was that thing that just flew over us?
Mother Rat: Oh... that was a bat.
Little Rat: But Mom, why does its face look just like ours?
Mother Rat: Well... its face does look like ours, and it belongs to our kind too—it’s just that, back in college, it majored in aviation.
@Hunainkhan45344355
Most people wait for tomorrow to change.
But tomorrow is built today.
The Quran you read today.
The salah you protect today.
The workout you don't skip.
The work you focus on today.
The sin you finally leave.
The business you build today.
Anyone can do it once.
The real change is in what you keep doing.