Fun & Laughs

Ukthi, if he:
• opens the door
• gives you bracelets
• changes your tire
• asks about your day
• listens attentively
• doesn't let you carry anything
• insists on driving you
• makes sure you understand your rights
• calls your family
• tells his coworkers about you
• touches you without the expectation of anything "more"

That's not husband material, that's a cop! You have the right to remain silent.

Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better looking than those who don't; according to a study I made up.

Filters will make you think that girl is way out of your league until you meet her man to man.

<CUSTOM_BOLD>Such a Sweet Contradiction.</CUSTOM_BOLD>

When people always call you by "Excuse me Miss / Ma'am",
But your Gentleman calls you by "Am sorry, dear Babygirl."

👑✒️❤️

( SUE ME I WANNA BE WANTED 🤭😤🙂‍↕️) (NOT AS A WANTED CRIMINAL 🤣 ASTAGFIRULLAH) But as a romantic partner aka WIFEy or maybe just as a friend IDK 😭🥰😳❤️. Hey y'all today's topic is YEARNING 😍🤩😚. Don't worry I GOOGLED THE DEFINITION for you fools 😉🤣😏 jk please don't get offended 😭 if it bothers you JUST pretend I said (for you peeps 😳) Anyways Yearning is an intense, deep, and often melancholy feeling of longing or desire for something, particularly something that is out of reach, lost, or difficult to attain. So what am I tryna say? Let's get into it with personal story time 😜

For the longest time ( actually not that long, probably after turned into a young adult WOMEN 👠) I thought I want to be someone who is worth yearning for! 😚😛🤪 Or at least I thought I'm someone very hard to obtain.( IDK IF IT'S HARAM! SO THE SUPER RELIGIOUS FOLKS DUN COME AFTER ME 😭😂🫪) I am now in my mid 20s ? (OKAY I'LL BE 26 THIS YEAR 😅🥲 dun remind me, I just felt bad for not being specific UWU) I still somewhat feel that way, I want someone who is OBSESSED with me 😤🤪. Who loves me for who I am no questions asked ! Now if you're wondering, why are you sharing something so PERSONAL!? 🤔🫢 ( CUZ IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!! I ALREADY SPILLED HALF MY LIFE STORY HERE ON MY JAMAA POSTS😂) WHat can I say, I'm an open book 📖😺

So MAIN POINT IS I want someone who yearns for me but I FEEL AWKWARD AT THE MOMENT OF RECEIVING ANY COMPLIMENTS or SIGNS OF AFFECTION 😂. How do I recover from that? 🫣 I mean how do I get NORMAL!? Would love some advice lmao 😆 TOODLES -

my body just randomly adds pain nowadays like it's a software update

Put me in a lie detector & make sure they ask if i care i want yall to see something

This Adulting can be so hard...
I should've just been a palm tree🌴😭😂

Sorry i deleted you on everything you pissed me off wyd tho

"i just told you 2 minutes ago"
i do not control the remember