Fun & Laughs

Good day to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die 📌 😎.

What's a habit on here that isn't a dealbreaker but secretly gives you the ick?
Keep it respectful. 😅

Wearing gold as a muslim man is a red flag for me ... what you find a red flag in a person

The app says "Compatible match." Our only compatibility is that we're both tired of this app.😂

A colleague at work was complaining about her husband & I advised her to leave him. Today she posted.."No monkey can separate us" 😩😄🤦‍♂️

( Ain't tryna be cool like you, wobblin around in your high heeled shoes, I'm clumsy-made FRIENDS WITH THE FLOOR) 🙄🤪😭 Hey y'all today I got nothing inspirational, this is practically a 💩 post. Topic of discussion!? RETAIL THERAPY 🪭🤑😍. Yep ready or not it's personal story time 😜🫪😂.

I was gonna dye my hair this week, either PURPLE 💜 OR RED ♥️. If you DON'T REMEMBER my family is VERY STRICT, (think of it as living under Hitler 🥸💀) So I told them beforehand that hey DON'T BE SURPRISED LATER 👀🫶🏼 I'm planning on dyeing my hair. (YES I COULD HAVE NOT TOLD THEM AND DONE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT I'M A REALLY HONEST B I T C H 😭🫣) I would have felt bad otherwise, and (WE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH REASONS, I WASN'T TRYNA ADD MORE THING TO THE LIST 😝) Guess how my family reacted!? 🙄 My FATHER who's USUALLY EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE 😑 begged me to not do it. And gave me a lecture about the BEAUTY OF BLACK HAIR 🖤and how hair coloring is damaging! (my hair is currently brown btw) My BROTHER one and ONLY who's like my third parent said a subtle shade of red is okay, but purple is a no no no 🙂‍↔️. My mother said you have to listen to us, you live with us, we care about how you look, it's not gonna suit you 🧐. (I HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BTW 💀 balling my eyes out and everything) I'm skipping the personal details and reasoning that we discussed in the middle ..but long story LONG 😉🤗😖

I decided that I'm not going to dye my hair. (King Julien why am I tied to a stick 🍡? Blah blah blah OH YAYYY IMMA SACRIFICE 🫩) At the rate things are going my ARRANGED MARRIAGE future husband ain't gonna let me dye my hair either 😬.(I won't hate comment on Muslim men here so (SILENT SCREAMS) Soooo RIP Dania's villain arc era!? 💜-♥️

SINCE I CAN'T DYE MY HAIR, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. I'M GONNA DO RETAIL THERAPY 😎 WHY HAVE A SAD HEART, WHEN YOU CAN ADD TO CART 🛒!? RIP my bank account 😼 y'all pray for my finances and sanity! Please and thank you.. Toodles

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I once matched with this good looking man, who was an aeronautical engineer

He asked me about if i could cook this thing?
I can!! But to him I joked dont expect me to be cooking at home everyday

Gosh! I love cooking
I dont know why I said that
And he blocked me while I was typing to elaborate my joke💔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Her: why did you leave the chat? next time communicate, okay? don’t just leave like that…🥺
Chad: sorry you’re right, communication is key.
Also her: omg what was that comment about??
Chad: hang on, i can explain…
🏃 Her left the chat