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@toomanyshawarmas
did someone actually know the muffin man
@Samreen_Aqeel
Still in love with the same person even from miles away.🫶🏻
@Nikhat78703929
Muzz matches are like job applications: "We've received your message. We'll never get back to you."😂
@Nishat31668887
Why do some of you upload Profile Pictures from 10–15 years ago? (Especially the MEN 😂)
The first three pictures proudly introduce a full head of hair...
...and the final picture politely informs us that the hair has submitted its resignation.
PLEASE BE REAL.
Use recent photos. They don't have to be perfect—they just have to be YOU.
With due respect, if you wish to show us your glorious past, by all means do!
Just keep those "nostalgia edition" photos after the first three pictures. 😄
Your display picture should always be your most RECENT ONE.
Remember, this is a matrimonial profile—not a "Guess Which Year This Was?" challenge. 😂
And here's the beautiful part...
If she's genuinely meant for you, she won't choose you because of your 2013 hairstyle or your college-day smile.
She'll choose you for your character, your sincerity, and the man you are TODAY.
So be HONEST.
Because the right woman is looking for you...
...not for the version of you that still lives in your old photo gallery. 🌿🤍
@Samreen_Aqeel
I don't want a man who walks away and blames destiny when things get hard. I want a man who believes that if I'm worth having, then I'm worth fighting for. A man who never gives up on us until he makes me his wife.........👩🏻❤️👨🏻
Ya Allah, bless me with a man who chooses effort over excuses and commitment over fear. Ameen....🤲🏻❤️
@Jinn_busters
When he said "don't do this" I was heaving 😭😭😭
@mi149829
I'm so grateful, someone's loving and fighting for me.
Thanks for being there for me. My Red blood cells 😂
@Meemiee
POV: You’re at that age where both 2004 and 1980 are flirting with you. 😭💀