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For some reason this video pisses me off HAHAHAHA like shut up bro 😂😂😂

📖 STORY TIME: HOW I ACCIDENTALLY BECAME SOMEONE'S HUSBAND IN 6 DAYS 😭💀
CHAPTER 1: THE MOST DANGEROUS 6 DAYS OF MY LIFE.

Bro, I met a girl on Muzz. Everything was normal. We talked for 2 days on the app, then shifted to Instagram, where we talked for another 4 days.

Six days. That's it. SIX. 😭

Some people take six months to understand each other. We took six days to accidentally establish a digital marriage infrastructure. 💀

But here's the plot twist: I started feeling like things weren't working for me. I couldn't see a future for us, and I didn't want to lead her on.

So, being the genius that I am, I came up with a brilliant plan.

Instead of telling her directly, I decided to tell her that my Instagram account had been hacked.

YES. HACKED. 😭😭😭

Bro really thought he was escaping a relationship by filing a fictional cybercrime report.

My brain said, "Rahil, this is a masterstroke."

My common sense had already left the group chat.

I thought I'd explain everything the next day.

Then I went to sleep peacefully, completely unaware that tomorrow's episode would make Netflix ask for the rights.

TO BE CONTINUED... 💀🍿

I thought flying cars were enough. Didn't know my soulmate would be flying around too. I didn't foresee this! 💔

Unpopular opinion: being someone's type is overrated.
Being someone they consistently choose is the real flex. Agree, or is consistency just another green flag people put in their bios?

Salaam mercy, what is new?
Nothing new just your men here are not serious Mr Muzz 😔

😂😂 Really??
All the more reason to look for a woman from another culture. 😏
#Blasian

All of the toxic managers in your office protecting each other because they can’t get a job anywhere else

Roast the person who commented above you.

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