Fun & Laughs

Wait. I have seen her before I think.

Had someone tell me Alhumdallah for my wedgie… 🤣

📖 STORY TIME
CHAPTER 4: THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY. 💀🔍

So today, curiosity got the better of me.

I opened her Instagram.

BIG MISTAKE.

HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT MISTAKE. 😭

First discovery: our chat theme was STILL set to love. ❤️

Second discovery: remember when I had changed my name to "7 Minute" and she'd named me "My Man"?

BRO, THE DIGITAL MUSEUM WAS STILL OPEN. 💀😭

The exhibits had not been removed.

But wait. THERE WAS MORE.

I found a saved collection named "R and Z."

Inside it?

Romantic reels. Couple content. Love-related videos.

BROOOOO. 😭😭😭

I went to Instagram to check a profile and accidentally became the lead archaeologist of a relationship that had lasted six days.

I was discovering digital fossils from the ancient civilisation of "What Could Have Been."

And the most confusing part?

For me, the story had ended.

But some of the little digital reminders were still there for her.

I couldn't know exactly what those things meant to her. Maybe they were memories she wasn't ready to remove. Maybe she simply hadn't thought about deleting them.

But it did make me realise something:

JUST BECAUSE A CONVERSATION ENDS DOESN'T MEAN BOTH PEOPLE STOP FEELING AT THE SAME TIME.

And suddenly, my comedy show had developed emotional depth without my permission. 😭🖤

TO BE CONTINUED...

Something light-hearted to start the weekend.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_3QmQtUnSNM?

Be careful. 7 year marriage doesn't secure your relationship in western or Muslim marriages.

No coffee today… if I start acting weird, just know I’m running on zero caffeine and pure survival instinct. 😂☕🥲

I'm genuinely looking for a future mother-in-law who hates me sooo much that she's willing to pay me $3 million just to leave her son. If your mother is rich and has the potential to hate me, please don't hesitate to DM me.

Serious inquiries only.

Just saw someone post that they broke up with their boyfriend because he’s a “cereal cheater.” Cereal. CEREAL...🤷🏻‍♀️