Fun & Laughs

We will have three children has blocked me everywhere 🤧😔😮‍💨 what about the children my love 🩷🙌🤗

@Donutgirl actually doesnt make donuts for a living. She makes knuckle sandwiches. Donut mess with her

@sugarpops is my personal body guard. She guards all the bodies.

@disinfectant is the cure for all evil. If you didnt know that then its too late for you.

⁨@LR201⁩ is my legal counsel, please address all lawsuits to his office. And remember, you can only sue me if I agree. And I agree.

⁨@Khadar77⁩ is the son I never had yet. He's from the future but traveled backwards cuz he says the present day nutella formulation is better and oxygen is still free in our current timeline

⁨@Mohammed60250667⁩ is actually my twin brother from a different set of parents

One thing, I don't know why. Doesn't even matter how hard I try.

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain my dua's all the time.

Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the tazbeh swings

Watch it add up to the end of the day. The clock ticks life away,

it's so unreallllll...

Dont look down below. Watch the time go right out the window

Tryin' to hold on, d-didn't even know. I wasted it all, just to watch you goooooo

I kept everything inside. And even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

Don't support LinkinPark, they are pretty staunch Zionists last I heard.

Ladies, hear me out… 👀 What if we all collectively decided to give men absolutely ZERO attention for two whole months? Just two. 😭 They’d go insane 😂