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Why do you guys have so many followers...are these your crushes or potential partners 🤔🤭Like some of y'all joined recently and boom! all those followers... I'm surprised 😯 where'd you get them? 😾
@DramaQuinn
Him: I like you. You're such a good person. You're beautiful, and you seem really nice.
Me: You'll stop soon. Don't worry.
@Ahmad78785405
The P in your name stands for patience, that is why it is not there
@Hb541910
I'm looking for a responsible man with serious intentions for marriage, a good man who prays. If you're just here to pass time, please don't message me. May God make things easy for you ❤️
@Sitti26803129
😂 𝗔 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪!
One day, a daily necessities distributor visited a student dormitory. A playful SPG invited one of the students onto the stage for a little interview.
🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Bro, what soap do you use for bathing?
😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: I usually use Michael's soap.
🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Your hair looks so black and shiny! What shampoo do you use?
😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's shampoo.
🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: And what toothpaste do you use to keep your teeth so clean and white?
😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's toothpaste.
🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Wow! You must be a loyal customer of Michael's products! What about your perfume?
😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's perfume, too!
🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Oh my goodness! Is Michael a local brand or an imported one? I've never heard of it!
😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael is my roommate, Miss! 🤣🤣🤣
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥! 😂
Sometimes, the best products don't come from a supermarket... they come from your roommate! 🤣
@addez56620

محب الدكتور عاصم هيثم ♥️ on Instagram: "شبك على طول 😂😂#عاصم_هيثم #سوريا #السعودية #الشعب_الصيني_ماله_حل😂😂"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbiK60xs4Sh/?exln=bjgydXpxejVmNW5x
@sweetytweety
Boys after 2 minutes chatting with a girl🙄
Apse muhabbat ho gai. 😂
@Z30969
Dear parents...remember when you said, "Don't get into relationships, focus on your career"?
Career to theek jaa rha h, but who's going to explain to my blanket why I'm still sleeping alone...🥹🥹😅😅😝😍😍😍