Fun & Laughs

Do you trust anyone??????????

which one be say make i no copy you word for word for maths exam? so where you write 3, make i write 5?😂🫴

I was talking to a girl recently, and somewhere in the conversation she said:

“I don’t want to tell my parents that we met on a dating app. You should just go directly to my parents and ask for my hand in marriage. Don’t tell them we already know each other.”

I was sitting there thinking… They don’t know me, I don’t know them, we have no mutual friends or common connections. How exactly am I supposed to approach them?

“Assalamu Alaikum, Uncle. I’m Aman. We’ve never met, we have absolutely nothing in common, but I’d like to marry your daughter. So, should we discuss the wedding date or would you prefer to check my criminal record first?”

Apparently, I’m not supposed to introduce myself. I’m supposed to walk into a stranger’s house and pitch myself as a son-in-law.

At this point, I’m not looking for a marriage proposal. I’m applying for a position in a family I’ve never worked for.

• -too shy for influencing 😳
• -too dumb for stock market 🤓
• -too honest for scam 🤥
• -too lazy for 9-5 job 🥱

Why do you guys have so many followers...are these your crushes or potential partners 🤔🤭Like some of y'all joined recently and boom! all those followers... I'm surprised 😯 where'd you get them? 😾

Him: I like you. You're such a good person. You're beautiful, and you seem really nice.

Me: You'll stop soon. Don't worry.

The P in your name stands for patience, that is why it is not there

I'm looking for a responsible man with serious intentions for marriage, a good man who prays. If you're just here to pass time, please don't message me. May God make things easy for you ❤️

😂 𝗔 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪!

One day, a daily necessities distributor visited a student dormitory. A playful SPG invited one of the students onto the stage for a little interview.

🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Bro, what soap do you use for bathing?

😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: I usually use Michael's soap.

🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Your hair looks so black and shiny! What shampoo do you use?

😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's shampoo.

🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: And what toothpaste do you use to keep your teeth so clean and white?

😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's toothpaste.

🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Wow! You must be a loyal customer of Michael's products! What about your perfume?

😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael's perfume, too!

🎤 𝗦𝗣𝗚: Oh my goodness! Is Michael a local brand or an imported one? I've never heard of it!

😎 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧: Michael is my roommate, Miss! 🤣🤣🤣

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥! 😂

Sometimes, the best products don't come from a supermarket... they come from your roommate! 🤣

When you finally stop crying and look at yourself in the mirror : 🤭