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@Naeemarh
Being a woman isn’t easy, imagine rejecting more than 50 men only to choose the wrong one.
🫣😩😂😂
@annisa_rue
Friend: “Don’t use dating apps during PMS. You’re too emotional, easily annoyed, and you take everything personally.”
Me: Closes open chats instantly to save innocent lives 🚪🏃♀️💨
@Samreen_Aqeel
For my girl, I can kneel and apologize a million times, because her smile and her presence mean far more to me than my pride.❤️
(Guys like this only exist in novels or fictional worlds. In real life, they're nothing like this.......😒)
@Nikhat78703929
Matrimonial apps are just LinkedIn with feelings.🤣
@Reaz56669141
I'm still finding my own piece.
what are you looking for..?
@Reaz56669141
The last sentence was just a plea,
some unspoken complaint,
a fear of being lost miles away,
and then a few moments of silent staring.
@Akz25352421
Hey
@Meemiee
Netflix really said: Sleep? Never heard of it. 😭💀
Dropped a new K-drama with all episodes at once…
Me: Just one episode. 🤡
Also me at 4 AM: still emotionally attached to fictional characters. 😂📺
@Wuraolami1
Be honest 😃
Which of these do you do before matching with someone on Muzz?--
A. Read their profile
B. Check their profile picture
C. Check their age
D. Check their height
E. Check their marital status
F. Check their hobbies