Fun & Laughs

Everyone busy in this app,
Why I'm free 😭🤔

After The Conjuring 1, I never really felt scared by another horror movie. 💅 🤷🏻‍♀️

Munkar was probably the only one that came close. 👀

So recommend me something that’ll actually make me think—
“Yeah, this is actually scary.” 💀

You can drop your favourite horror movie too!
Let’s check your horror level 🎬👻 🍿

Just know that if I’m in a relationship with you and I’m extremely understanding… please be worried. 😭

You don’t call me?
It’s okay. 😊

You disappear for two weeks?
No problem.

You call me back three business days later?
Oh, hey stranger 😂

We haven’t seen each other in a while?
Life happens, babe. 🥰

You’ll be there thinking:
“Wow, this girl is so understanding, so peaceful. I really found a good one.”

My brother…
you found a friend. 😭😭

Because the unfortunate day I actually fall in love with you???

Why didn’t you call me?
I saw you online. 👀
Why didn’t you reply?
Who is that? 🤨
And why did you put a full stop there instead of an emoji? 😭

Suddenly I’m with the CID. 😂

So if I’m giving you a small headache, congratulations.
There are feelings involved. 😭

But if I’m the most peaceful, understanding, low-maintenance relationship you’ve ever had?

Please just enjoy your imagination. I don’t want to ruin it for you. 😭😂🏃🏽‍♀️

Marriage is scary …
What if you block him,bcz u were unnecessary angry ….

And he calls your mom 😭😭😭😭
Fr apko khd k ammi se daaant khani pde 😡

Someone: where can you go according to your budget?

Me: depression

Guys in school days then, vs now 🤣 im glad i didn’t gel it that much

Watch till the end. Super smart thinking 🤣

There was an intruder in my home.

It was a spider.

I have now lost half my home, my dignity, and any sense of security.

Send help.

Dear account balance,
wingardium leviosa ✨