Fun & Laughs

Hi

I told myself, “Don’t overthink.”
So naturally, I overthought why I told myself that. 😂

Thoughts on shishaa? Sisters aunties nieces all together 123 go!!!

My phone is always in my hand. If you think I'm ignoring you,
Yes I am.

Can't wait till I'm officially 6months on this app so I can change my username
Soo many deejah's on these streets of Jamaa😭😂
No shades, I love you my deejah's🤗💐

To the men living outside Holland:
Please don’t ask me to marry you. 😭😂

I’m not cheap — I come with Dutch residency, Dutch expenses, and absolutely NO plans to relocate. 🇳🇱

And honestly, I can’t afford your visa either.
So unless your love comes with a plane ticket, permanent residency, and a relocation budget for YOU…

Let’s just admire each other from a financially responsible distance. 😂💅

Hello, good friends.
Mim, a lady is coming for friendship. Mim

Muzz: “You’ve reached your match limit. Please unmatch someone first.”

Me: “Okay, Muzz. 😂 I’ll just do a little matchmaking housekeeping.”

One out, one in. Apparently, that’s the rule of the game. 😂

Tell me you did this too. 👀🤨
Using the TV remote as a microphone and performing like you were headlining a concert. 🎤😭