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𝑺𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓,𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒑,𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏 :
1.𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈
2.𝑻𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒅
3.𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈
4.𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒖𝒏
5.𝑻𝒐𝒐 𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 (𝑨𝒍𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉,𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆,𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆).
#𝑰'𝒎 🇨🇭🇮🇰🇦
I think sisters on Muzz and jama apps should start using ATS applications like company HR's, to manage the hundreds of unsolicited messages and to screen out the geniune and appropriate proposals. 😅
May Allah protect all of our muslim women who are seeking a better life partner, and make them to meet righteous person... Ameen🙏
How fast to run away from her based on her initial:
P: just excuse yourself and do not come back…🫥
Q: Q? my brother what was you even thinking?
R: forget calling an Uber, run out that door akhi! 😧
S: you’re held hostage, just comply with her bro 😬
T: can’t even help atp …u gotta take the beating! 😭
Does she even like you…
…if she hasn’t sent her wali…
…to ask for your hand in marriage?
🤔
I never ask a girl to send me a pic.
Though they still do and that’s all good.
But some treat it like they’re giving me a gift.
Like I’ve never seen a regular woman before…🤨
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Chad: 🙂 …errm okay, …thanks babe.
Today for Eid, Ive booked the most romantic place for dinner. The table for two is going to be at the rooftop…Ive preselected the best choice of main course. Ive made sure there are lots of flowers decorating the table. Now all I need is a girl to go with me. 😎😎😎