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Got jokes? The world can always use more humour 🤪
You can never be too much for a modern woman.
Shii you can be 6ft 10 and she be like:
“I had a dream last night of a 7ft 10 guy, you ain’t shii, Short King…”
Her ex didn’t clip his nails but she thinks she’s too prestige for you.
If you accidently give someone a glue stick instead of a lipstick
You won't be hearing from them since
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
What do you call a plane that goes backwards?
A receding airline
She tells her non-Muslim boyfriend she doesn’t eat pork for “religious reasons”.
My flag is not Green or Red anymore! It’s White, now I only want peace either it’s mental peace or rest in peace.😵😴
I’m the kind of woman who keeps it mysterious…
but my du’as have all the details, screenshots, and evidence.
🌙📿🙂
The key lesson: nobody knows… except Allah.