Fun & Laughs

I want to meet people be social,but the love I have for sleep 😴 it's beyond me,I can't wait to get home from work so I can take a nap,and waking up from nap so I can sleep because I have work in the morning 😤😂,maybe nap dates 🤔,but how clean is your bedings do they smell fresh 🙄😒. Am just thinking out round

Should a husband and wife share everything with each other, or is having some personal privacy healthy?

I cycled to Halfords to buy a lock for my new bike 🔒🔑 🚲
When I came out my bike was gone 👀

Now I need a bike for my new lock 🥲

"i prayed for you" will always be the most beautiful love language ever...🫠

You're the Only One

A wife was feeling annoyed with her husband.

Wife: "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were this poor, huh?!"

Husband: "But I did tell you, honey... You just didn't hear it or understand it!"

Wife: "So, what exactly did you say to me back then?" (asking curiously)

Husband: "I said, 'Honey, you are the only thing I have in this world...' And you just replied, 'So sweet'..."

Wife: #!?!*’?”##!!’”?:"{:??::{ aarrgghhhh......

Let's Build-a-Husband: 🤣🙃🤪🫣🤫

The Base (The Nice Guy): Kind, stable, texts back immediately, loves your family. Trade-off: Sometimes lacks the spark or spontaneous edge you crave.

The Stuffing (The Bad Boy/Charming One): High chemistry, exciting, adventurous, great banter. Trade-off: Low reliability, high anxiety, might forget your birthday.

The Scent (The Ambitious Provider): Driven, successful, secure future, passionate about goals. Trade-off: Workaholic, hard to schedule quality time with.

The Voice Box (The Emotional Communicator): Validates your feelings, loves deep late-night talks, highly self-aware. Trade-off: Can sometimes overanalyze things or match your stress levels.

Ok, this one is for the Punjabi speakers. I was crying with laughter 😹

https://www.facebook.com/reel/38162876616659490/?hpir=1

This life is so hard

Hi guys, I'm new here ❤️💍. Can somebody show me how to use this app since I'm a complete moron 👉🏻👈🏻?