Fun & Laughs
4,364,667 members
Got jokes? The world can always use more humour 🤪
Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed🤦🏻♀️😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
Me in my 20s: "I want butterflies."
Me in my 30s on Muzz: "I want consistent communication and basic emotional intelligence." 🥲😂
To wake up early and still be late is a different kind of skill. 🤔
A good heart is rare these days.
Looks attract people for a while,
but character is what makes them stay. ❤️
Me when someone calls me “wife material”instead of men hater,gold digger,narcissistic,self-obsessed,selfish,evil-bitch….etc etc…
If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck especially that related to chocolates. Yummiehhh
Be humble 💥
I went to the future and it turns out polygamy makes a comeback, but only after decades of women tirelessly searching for the one, only to realize there's barely any left and the strongest wisest women have to share every quiet, humble, sweet man that we can find, for the sake of reproducing good human beings. Those poor men are all totally maxed out with four wives, while the leftovers from the loneliness epidemic decompose. It's quite beautiful tbh.
