Fun & Laughs

Muslim parents and your career 😭
You said you want to be a writer.
They heard unemployment.
Doctor or engineer was the only acceptable answer.
Everything else is "we'll see what happens."
It has been happening for 6 years.

Being sick in a Muslim home 🤧
You have a headache.
She brought you chai. Kalonji. A dua. A lecture about screen time.
A second chai.
Your headache now has more treatment than a hospital visit.

You walked past your mum without salaam.
You were going to the kitchen.
In your own house.
She still gave you a look that rearranged your soul. 😭

Guests are arriving in 10 minutes.
The house has been in emergency mode since morning.
They will stay 40 minutes and leave.
The preparation had more drama than their entire existence. 🫠😅

Hi everyone I'm now here?

You are 22 years old.
Your mother has already mentally planned your nikah, named your children and assigned them professions.
You have not even figured out what you want for dinner.😝😂😂😅
But sure. Let us discuss his family background and whether his father owns property.

When I think I can get along with someone won’t get along to my expectations …. And the ones I don’t want to proceed with are either sensitive or ask for what’s app in no time… 🤷🏻‍♀️

There was this married couple. But the wife was busy dying... She asked her husband not to marry after her death until the sandhill at her kabr is completely flat. And that he should go every Friday to her kabr to read Quran for her and make dua for her... Six months later he goes to the cemetery and and comes to her kabr and wonders why her sandhill on her kabr still haven't gone down even a little bit... But still he does what he usually does and finishes...
A year later he found out she reason why her sandhill was still a hill was because she asked her brother to come every Thursday and put sand on her kabr making sure it stays a hill 😂🤣🤣🤣 this will forever make me laugh

⏰If alarms had feelings, they would be confused as to why they were bought to sound and then immediately told to shut up.

It's always “the vibe changed” and never “I stopped trying” 💀

Funny how the connection suddenly becomes “complicated” .. the timing becomes “bad” .. and somehow you're “not on the same page” anymore 😌

The excuses get longer as the interest gets shorter 😅

But sure... let's blame the vibe 😜