Fun and Games

🌧️ What's worse than raining cats and dogs?🐈🐕.. hailing 🚕 taxis

I'm a pretty simple person. I appreciate respect, honesty, and good people. Anyone with additional requirements can submit them by official email. 😂

⛩️Where was the Buddhist's temple located?.. by his ear👂🏼

Man b👀bs needs to be a felony in 2027. The guilty should have those tig ol’ bitties publicly flogged Taliban style. And register as public offenders.

How do you expect to be taken seriously as a man, when your cleavage is bigger than your future wife’s & you can’t control what goes into your pie hole? Disgrazia.

🦐 Why can't the shrimp share its treasure?... it's a little shellfish.. 🪎

🐠 What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? 🐘... swimming trunks

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At a marriage counselling meeting, the counsellor mentioned that couples are so disconnected that 85% of men don't know their wife's favourite flower.

The husband turns to his wife and says "It's self-raising, isn't it?"

🥯 How do you keep bagels from getting away?.. by putting lox on them.

🥬Where do veggies socialize?.. 🫑the salad bar🥦🍆

☎️ How does a telephone propose to its girlfriend? ..📞 it gives her a ring..