Fun and Games

At a marriage counselling meeting, the counsellor mentioned that couples are so disconnected that 85% of men don't know their wife's favourite flower.

The husband turns to his wife and says "It's self-raising, isn't it?"

🥯 How do you keep bagels from getting away?.. by putting lox on them.

🥬Where do veggies socialize?.. 🫑the salad bar🥦🍆

☎️ How does a telephone propose to its girlfriend? ..📞 it gives her a ring..

Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?.. He's always lion..🦁

🍵A bossy man walked into a cafe.. 🧉and ordered everybody a round.. ☕🫖

I am Yosra, I am 24 years old, from Morocco, from Rabat. I like it.🥰🥰🥰

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1LtFMdPkht/

I knew he was going to be my husband because we literally didn’t have a talking stage...🙅🏻‍♀️

We just talked over text sometimes and we like each other but instead of getting involved in anything haram we are leaving it in the hands of Allah....🥹

Now we leave everything in His hands, trusting His timing and praying that He brings us together in the right and halal way through nikah, In sha Allah ❤️

💀 Girls on Muzz want a loyal, rich, handsome, 6ft husband with a good heart. 😂

Meanwhile, their replies are: “Hmm,” “Okay,” and “😂”

Sister, I’m looking for a wife, not decoding ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. 😭🤣