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@Linazzz
Just saw a video on Ali Dawah, he said that a woman shouldn't eat ice-cream in public cause it seems like seling act, LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLEEE.
I had been eating ice-cream my whole life smh 😭😭😭
@hassaank
A girl asked me, "why is it that despite how big my love is, he still left?"
I answered, "because it's not enough."
"Why?"
I couldn't look at her in the eyes so I stared at my hand instead. "Because he doesn't love you anymore."
And then she was silent for a long time. I didn't hear another word, so when I summoned the strength to finally look at her, relief washed through me when I saw that she wasn't crying. Instead she was staring at the pink sky with a blank expression, maybe thinking of a hundred things and asking the stars starting to show up a thousand questions. I did the same thing and looked above the clouds.
"Because, you know, it's not about how much we love the person." I started, remembering things. "It's not even about how happy we were or how perfect we felt when we're with them. When people fall out of love, I learned that they kind of drift away, like an island being separated to another. Something just stands between the both of you and everything just won't reach them anymore like it used to. You can shout all you want, you can tell her you love her a million times, but the gap's too much that the wind can no longer carry your voice. And while you're busy scrambling for scraps just to light a fire and send a signal, they're starting over on their own, building a new hut and planting new trees. I honestly don't know how they can do that knowing they left someone behind, but I eventually stopped wondering and just started to work on my own island. Everyday I would water my plants and decorate my home, hoping it'll be beautiful enough that when someone eventually comes around, she'll just choose to stay everyday and we can watch a million sunsets on the shore."
There was silence for a moment and then she whispered, "that sounds beautiful."
I smiled, looking at the stars. "It is."
@ibies
If she prays for you, it opens doors for you
Whenever she’s angry at you, things start getting difficult for you
If you give her money and she’s happy with you, you start experiencing financial breakthrough
She’s your spiritual backbone and you don’t joke with her prayers because anything she says, God answers.
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Now you’re a serial cheater, they said she should ‘put you in prayers’ so you can stop your cheating ways🤓🤓 she gets angry and says you can never change and starts threatening to leave…
Suddenly your ‘spiritual pillar’ knows prayer doesn’t work that way🤓
Suddenly ‘anything she says, God answers’ becomes a myth.🤡
Listen to me…
In any form of togetherness between a Nigerian Man and a Nigerian Woman…
8 out of 10, the Man is the FOOLISH one.
#copied
@Rahma57849334
I can't take it anymore.
@zeeshanali786
Masha Allah, after seeing Hania Aamir's new look, now we can say that she is the most beautiful girl in Pakistan.
@Mohammed11268756
Life is full of experiences and hardships. When you suffer, you become wiser; when you fail, you become stronger; when you smile, you become more optimistic
@Saad32583099
Assalamualaikum anyone who is really serious about marriage
@Smile2Jannah
Question of today, for Americans: If you’re an American citizen living in the States, how important is it to you that a potential spouse is also an American citizen? And how do you feel about long-distance relationships, is it worth looking into, something you’d seriously consider, or is it a dealbreaker for you? 🤔
Please share your thoughts, respectfully.
Thank you..
Inspired by: @Raniea63431792
@QueenN729
Namastay in my line ✨