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@Noureen25
Gentlemen, select 6 or 7 items from Group A- Good qualities you want in your wife. And 3 items in group B- Flaws you can tolerate from her.
Group A: Qualities
@Smile2Jannah
By Imam Al Ghazali, one of my favorite:
Do not allow your heart 🤍 to take pleasure with the praises of people, nor be saddened by their condemnation.
Yep, I'm focusing on this quote for today y'all✌🏼😄
@elsya11
Knowing different culture is much fun and MasyaAllah ✨️✨️
@karim.el3rabi22906
Miss u guys
Let's open a new conversation...💖
@omarsitto
Anyone else joining the actual Jamma app?
@Muki845109
Lately, I often wonder if I’m the one who’s wrong—maybe I should have been born in another era. 🤔
@Linazzz
Just saw a video on Ali Dawah, he said that a woman shouldn't eat ice-cream in public cause it seems like seling act, LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLEEE.
I had been eating ice-cream my whole life smh 😭😭😭
@hassaank
A girl asked me, "why is it that despite how big my love is, he still left?"
I answered, "because it's not enough."
"Why?"
I couldn't look at her in the eyes so I stared at my hand instead. "Because he doesn't love you anymore."
And then she was silent for a long time. I didn't hear another word, so when I summoned the strength to finally look at her, relief washed through me when I saw that she wasn't crying. Instead she was staring at the pink sky with a blank expression, maybe thinking of a hundred things and asking the stars starting to show up a thousand questions. I did the same thing and looked above the clouds.
"Because, you know, it's not about how much we love the person." I started, remembering things. "It's not even about how happy we were or how perfect we felt when we're with them. When people fall out of love, I learned that they kind of drift away, like an island being separated to another. Something just stands between the both of you and everything just won't reach them anymore like it used to. You can shout all you want, you can tell her you love her a million times, but the gap's too much that the wind can no longer carry your voice. And while you're busy scrambling for scraps just to light a fire and send a signal, they're starting over on their own, building a new hut and planting new trees. I honestly don't know how they can do that knowing they left someone behind, but I eventually stopped wondering and just started to work on my own island. Everyday I would water my plants and decorate my home, hoping it'll be beautiful enough that when someone eventually comes around, she'll just choose to stay everyday and we can watch a million sunsets on the shore."
There was silence for a moment and then she whispered, "that sounds beautiful."
I smiled, looking at the stars. "It is."
@ibies
If she prays for you, it opens doors for you
Whenever she’s angry at you, things start getting difficult for you
If you give her money and she’s happy with you, you start experiencing financial breakthrough
She’s your spiritual backbone and you don’t joke with her prayers because anything she says, God answers.
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Now you’re a serial cheater, they said she should ‘put you in prayers’ so you can stop your cheating ways🤓🤓 she gets angry and says you can never change and starts threatening to leave…
Suddenly your ‘spiritual pillar’ knows prayer doesn’t work that way🤓
Suddenly ‘anything she says, God answers’ becomes a myth.🤡
Listen to me…
In any form of togetherness between a Nigerian Man and a Nigerian Woman…
8 out of 10, the Man is the FOOLISH one.
#copied
@Rahma57849334
I can't take it anymore.