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Samii Lyrics

@Samii37817129

about 23 hours ago

He'll everyone

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Sela

@zzzvipselala

about 23 hours ago

Anyone using Jamaa apps? Is it better than here?

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Jannat

@Janniee

about 23 hours ago

Approaching ppl in gym is like the worst idea ever imo!
Like imagine someone coming up to u and ur drenched in sweat 🥲

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Ahsan

@malikk007

about 23 hours ago

I heard lowering your gaze is important… so please stop appearing on my feed.😉

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Pinku

@Harxxn

about 23 hours ago

She used to say even a hut feels like a palace when you're with the right person. But when it was time to actually move into that hut she shamelessly said forget me.

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Elina

@elina197609

about 23 hours ago

How is your day doing so far?😇

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Anti-fragile Anti-fragile

@Anti-fragile

about 23 hours ago

Happiest birthday @moonlitattic 💕🌼🌻✨🎉👏🥳🎈🎁🎂🎆

Bas itna he kehna chahti hu main 🙌

LEKIN mujh par bohot pressure tha 2 logon ka, yeh post daalne k liye 😂 I’ll still keep it short because yahan jo log 100-100 kilo ki nazar lagaate hain ussey darr lagta hai mujhe 😭 Itna that I even forgot to wish her last night despite actively messaging her even beyond midnight 🤣🙈 untill she video called & gave me the much-needed guilt trip at 1am 🙃 with a “tum humein green choodiyaan gift kar dena kal”. At ONE IN THE NIGHT 🙃 (Yep, she's wearing those in the pic 🙃 Apna punishment bohot seriously leti hu main!).

So thank you for all your losers’ nazar. Baaki well-wishers ko jo wishes deni hain Selene ko aap de sakte hain 🙂🫴

Here’s to the girl I found on a matrimonial app ... where I was technically supposed to find my husband 😂❤️ but Allah swt clearly had other plans & I'm so glad he did because imagine Him swt putting down two girls of the same age on this Earth, having the same purpose, having family in the same city & same area, working away from home but in the same city as each other & also living in the same area in that city & then deciding to move back home at the same time. I meannnn what we're the odds??? ☺️😇

Just when my family was cribbing that I have enough girl friends & I need to shift focus & start talking to guys for marriage, Allah swt decided to add more girlie pops through a matrimonial app & who am I to complain? 🫠🥳

Instead of a groom, I ended up with a friend who has become one of my favourite-est people, with whom I can't go without talking to even a single day (AGAR KISI NE NAZAR LAGAYIIIIIIIII 😤😭🌚) ... someone who brings laughter, wisdom, unsolicited reality checks & ekdum faaaltuuu ka elder sister syndrome jiska mere upar toh koi asar nahi hota hai 🙄 but also the kind of conversations that make life richer, alhumdolillah ☺️💖✨

Here's to you, ‘Selene’ ... your beautiful heart, your endless sparkle & all the happiness you deserve. May Allah swt bring you everything you’ve been fantasising for, always keep you Wrapped in His Afiyah, fill your life with khair & baraqah, flank you with ppl who have the best intentions for you, remove all obstacles blocking your rizq, give you nothing short of the best in this world + the Akhirah & maybe while we’re at it, the matrimonial app can finally do the job it was originally meant to do 😉

Happiest birthdayyyyy my moon 🌙, my unexpected plot twist 🪄 & one of my knights-in-shining armour on Jamaa 🤺. Alhumdolillah, so grateful our paths crossed 💃❤️🎉

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Zoze

@Soha79269169

about 23 hours ago

Ladies, sit down 🪑
I’m going to tell you my personal experience with Istikhara.

Last year, I was set up with my distant relative, who my parents had picked for me. Everything was done, but something felt unsettling, and I thought of praying Istikhara to know if this was the right person for me or not.

A few hours after praying Istikhara, I was scrolling through Instagram, and I stumbled upon this girl’s reel. Her hair really fascinated me, so I started going through her account. Then, in one of her reels, I saw him sitting in the background. I literally lost my mind. I was like, “What the hell? What is he doing here?” Then I went through this girl’s profile like crazy. I saw one highlight of their recent vacation together, and they stayed in one room. It was pretty obvious that they were in a relationship.

This was the guy I was supposed to get married to, and everything was already done. I was so close to getting married. We weren’t even in the talking stage. Our parents were deciding the dates.

I completely lost it.

I showed it to my mom, and during this period, I was also having a lot of dreams that he was with a girl. That also pushed me to pray Istikhara.

Anyways, I straight up asked him, “do you know this girl?” And he said no. THE AUDACITY to lie to my face. That made me completely withdraw myself from the situation because I wasn’t emotionally attached to this person either. There was no way I could consider him as a husband after that.

This is the very reason why you should pray Istikhara before making decisions. Sure, it may not go the way you want it to, but it will save you big time.

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Irena

@theshyone

about 23 hours ago

Qn: If u have to choose between Nasi lemak & mee rebus for breakfast everyday for the rest of your life, which one will it be?

Salaam everyone.

First post here. 😊

I’m still trying to figure out how this app works, so I’m just easing myself into it.

I was honestly quite skeptical about dating apps, but I thought I’d keep an open mind and give this a try. Hopefully I’ll meet some kind, genuine people and maybe make a few new friends along the way.

Wishing everyone the best. 🤍

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