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@SAIMALI67099218
When you meet someone through online never ever tell too quickly to relatives
They embarass a lot if it doesnt go well
@DiaCh
It's Sunday..
Refresh..🫧
Refocus..🧘
Restart..🌸
@HASEEB94
the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, forbade performing the prayer on the middle of a road, setting up a lavatory on it, or urinating in it.
@ibn_latif
So its 9:54 ..Isha comes in at 9:59.. I told my wife I'm going to sleep till 11:30 then wake up n pray Isha because I feel nauseous...she looked at me like I grew another head n spoke in a demonic lounge...I don't know whether to be proud or aggravated. Jeeeez
@aisha649731
Japanese summers are so deadly 🗿 if you’re traveling here I recommend coming during autumn/winter or spring
@juliuspeperwood
“I don’t understand are there different parts of a body on a child?” - the greatest line in the most perfect movie delivered by a queen herself
@ibr4h1m97
It’s honestly so sad hearing about community kids that grew up in an Islamic environment doing haram stuff. We really need to check up on these kids and who they’re hanging out with. My blood is boiling with how some of these kids are moving. May الله سبحانه وتعالى guide them and us ameen
@bellabills
happy weekend ✨
@Rocket
Anyone that mocks and publicly humiliates the way another human being looks. Consider yourself booted out of my life after a stern word by me.
There is no place for you anywhere around myself or the people I keep close to me.
We all have thoughts. The malicious ones can stay with you. Inside your guttered mind.