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@juliuspeperwood
if I have to see another man pouting thinking it makes him look more attractive, I’m taking the knives out
@halaaluser
It's such an ick when a guy tells me he attracts a lot of women.
FROM A MALE PERSPECTIVE 👀 👨
Hypothetically, you cheat on your fiancée with your ex ALL throughout your relationship.
Context: you knew your ex for years but your family didn’t let you marry due to wanting to choose for you/blackmailed you etc.
Your fiancée fits the ‘ideal’ for the family.
Despite getting engaged, you desperately reach out to your ex, spend time, speak to her endlessly, tell her it’s always been her and you still want to marry - all whilst keeping your fiancée at a distance.
I’m curious to know. Who does the man THINK he loves more? And who is it LOGICAL to be with long term? 🤔
@Fadouakai
Prove that you watched TVD in the comments 😎
@RohimaBegum
Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu.
Has anyone tried EBOO therapy? What about IV drips? Vitamin B complex shots? And vitamin D shots?
@Yusufblesson
«O believers! Do not let your wealth or your children divert you from the remembrance of Allah. For whoever does so, it is they who are the ˹true˺ losers. And donate from what We have provided for you before death comes to one of you, and you cry, “My Lord! If only You delayed me for a short while, I would give in charity and be one of the righteous.» #quranverses #quranrecitation #munafiq #allahisallknowing #subhanallah
@afreed7353
The right person will bring you peace, not confusion 🤍
@Areesha37921673
What feels haram but isn’t?
@Aameen94440309
Ya Allah ☝️😭
Send me back ☝️☝️
@ehab228463
By God, it is a heartbreaking crime...
At dawn, the occupation forces bombed a house, killing one of the sector’s sons. At noon, hundreds of people gathered to attend his funeral, only for the enemy's drones to drop hundreds of kilograms of bombs right over their heads. 14 human beings met their Lord through the utmost treachery and vileness. The sight of people in the hospital—thrown onto the floor, with severed limbs—by God, no human would accept this even for a wild beast, let alone for human beings.
Our people are living in a tragedy... 1,100 victims since the signing of the truce agreement. They were promised prosperity and reconstruction, and the Arabs placed Trump at the head of an alleged council for peace... and this is what the American has done to them. Their departure has become ordinary news. Dozens of people gone in seconds, and nobody cares. Millions of people in the streets and tents in the scorching heat... and nobody minds. The cost of building a single-story house has soared to $750,000—the highest figure on the planet. Yet, no one can actually build anyway, because there isn't even a single bag of cement available... and nobody takes notice.
Their tragedy has not ended... their story is not over. The enemy is exploiting the world's preoccupation with the war in Iran to make them taste torment. There are no actual military targets for the bombing; the target is solely the child, the elderly, and the woman, purely for humiliation. The goal is collective punishment, so that none of our people would ever dare to even go out to attend the funeral of a friend, a brother, or a father. There is no good in us if we remain silent about this catastrophe... there is no good in us if we become normalized to tragedy. They are not a story from the past, nor are they just a flag we raise at sports forums before moving on with our lives and forgetting. These are human beings of flesh and bone. These people are part of us... and we have failed them a thousand, thousand times. They do not deserve to be failed yet again through forgetfulness. Bear witness, O Arabs... this is the enemy. This is the Trump to whom you handed over the necks of our people... and this is his peace!