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Idk who need to hear this
But if you think work for your little family for the rest of your life is a ‘slave’, then my suggestion is don’t gets married. Stay single forever.

Ready to make the right person smile every single day.

𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝?? Grab a notebook bestie bc we are doing a quick physics masterclass 😹🙈

Step 1:-
First things first, 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 5,000 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙞𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙙𝙚𝙧 🏔️

Step 2:-
Text your most trustful crazy friend like u to pull up immediately with 5,000 tons of hydrogen fluoride ("𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙁 𝘼𝙎𝘼𝙋")so u can mix it with that powdered ore and dry it into a dark yellow powder called 𝙁𝙡𝙪𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙊𝙭𝙞𝙙𝙚 🧪⚗️🧫

Step 3:-
Grab some fluorine gas and mix it right into your 𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙤𝙭𝙞𝙙𝙚 to purify it even more 🌬️🌚

Step 4:-
Call your friend again to drop off a giant centrifuge, 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 10 𝙩𝙤 15 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙩-𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙪 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙐-235 🌀😵‍💫

Step 5:-
Toss your uranium into a suitcase and find a local mechanic to build a casing based on old 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮 blueprints, put the pieces at opposite ends and install a detonator 🧨🔥

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎🎉
You've successfully built a nuclear weapon on a totally normal weekend schedule lol
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 ⚠️:-𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙚 💅🔥𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮
𝙪 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 😈😻💯🔥

Cheers to the pain that we hide every day 🥂

Don't let one person's 'no' become your opinion of yourself. Your job isn't to convince everyone—it's to keep showing up until the right person says, 'I've been looking for someone like you."

in a mood to start a fight so here’s a list of niche grievances I have

-women who make their husband’s job their whole personality
-men who are very very vocally anti feminist (let me explain this one. I’m the last person to call myself a feminist given how western feminism has become very contradictory to Islamic principles. But when I see a man go off about feminism way more than necessary, I start getting suspicious that he just hates women and women speaking up for themselves, and it’s not really about western feminism anymore. If women were actually given our Islamic rights across the globe, then feminism wouldn’t be so popular in the first place. A man who truly values women would understand that.)
-pears. Nastiest fruit to exist. Who even eats them
-men who want 50:50. And even worse: men who want 50:50 and still wanna act dominant in the relationship
-women who make getting married their only goal in life and their whole personality and forget to live for themselves

• -people who are flippant about “small” sins as if they don’t matter. A sin is a sin and you don’t know what deed could send you to jahannam (or jannah).
• -people who are Muslim and work for defense companies or join the military ……really?
• -people who don’t like cats
• -people who get mad at babies crying on planes (assuming the parent is doing everything they can to calm baby down)

Spicy Tandoori chicken 🐔 🌷

To all

I have been called a simp many times on this app by lots of brothers because they cannot stand me being respectful to sisters for whatever reasons. Their point of view is that all men should be alpha male which is okay to be disrespectful throw their weight around to show they are superior over women. I’ve been brought up in a household where I’m surrounded by all women whether is my mom aunties or cousins. Surprisingly the person who taught me to honour respect and treat all women with dignity was my grandfather who was old school. He always said that women have high status in Islam and Allah also dedicated a chapter for women in the Quran which is an nisa chapter 4 which is talking about rights of women etc.

To all ladies who read this post with all honesty would you rather have a simp who is respectful or so called alpha male who is always disrespecting not honouring you and have absolutely diabolical views on women. Let me know in the comments.

Call me Cinderella since I'm always in the kitchen

Your turn 🤭🤣

I came across a post asking ‘which man or woman who gets more benefits from marriage?’
Idk, but it sounds weird. What I know, whatever you do to your spouse it will be counted as a good deed. Don’t you want that? Is it the marriage purpose right? Idk it is just sound weird for me