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Sometimes I think some of jamma men confuse private messages with a lottery.
An empty profile, three nature photos, +1k girl followings and the legendary
"Hello beautiful"💀
Zero face. Zero personality. Zero interest in you as a man
Bro if you couldn't properly introduce yourself why should I be bothered to find out more about you
I'm genuinely wondering do guys in here get the same messages from women?
What??? 👀 EPSTEIN FILES??
I see some boys and girls are comparing this Discord filth with the Epstein Files. Really? Do you know what the Epstein Files are?? Did those Discord guys eat the meat of a 2-year-old child? Did they r’pe? Did they engage in s’x trafficking? If not so why compare it with Epstien file?
I’m not defending their act; that was really bulsh!t but you can’t compare it with the Epstein Files.
If you don’t know what the Epstein Files are, please read about them before comparing them.
Quran 33:58
And those who harm believing men and believing women for [something] other than what they have earned have certainly born upon themselves a slander and manifest sin.
Assalamualaikum guys I apologize I did not open the DM chat.
I have found my partner, read my JAMAA bio again.
The way he came this time is also different.
Do you think a man coming with a gold box is sweet and extraordinary? It's not like that guys, there is a way that Allah has a scenario for.
Even when I was stalking my ex's account, I looked back at every post of my ex, it turned out that my angel and I were in the same like column (belonging to my ex) (maybe we gave a like because it was the great sentence of Islamic monotheism (which my ex posted), so that our hearts and fingers were moved to give a like sign).
but I haven't told the person that we have compatibility. I'm comfortable chatting in the comments column.
Chatting outside the comments column is a bit dangerous and sometimes you will be trapped in non-mahram boundaries that you find difficult to control.
I tell what I went through. to be an experience. I apologize, hopefully you don't label me as an arrogant person.
I am in the process of becoming obedient and good. I hope I meet good people too. Insyaallah, aamiin
Today I discovered a very unexpected side effect of surgery. 🫠
Yesterday I had DNS surgery, and before the procedure I should have removed Face ID from my phone because I knew my face would be covered with bandages afterward.
Fast forward to today…
My face is wrapped up, Face ID is gone, and now I can’t access half the things on my phone. My gallery is locked, my banking apps won’t let me in, and my phone has apparently decided that I’m no longer me.
Imagine surviving surgery only to get rejected by your own smartphone. 😂
At this point, even my phone is looking at me and saying:
“Sorry sir, I don’t know who you are.”
I have seen few profile who join this app morethan 3 years and still got no partner yet. Is it this bad about this apps that people only want to play around and no real intention to get a real relationship? Or the user only mostly still childish and dont know how to have a real relationship...shame on them..
What's everyones go to snacks when watching the footy ? Also goal predictions for the England match ?
Im thinking 2 - 1
Hanging out at the mechanics for a bit, lemme hear something good pleaseeeeee
Anonymous messages!
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