Fun & Laughs

Some itchbay behaviour 😂 couldn’t hack getting mogged on his racist post so he blocked me…too bad he couldn’t “send me back to where I came from”

“May Allah bless everyone with this kind of problem in the future.”😁🤲🏻

Relationship wey I use 7yrs build, yahoo boy don use a day collect am💔🤧*

Looks like my winter joke hit a nerve. 😂 Turns out we're all winter paglus — obsessed with cozy blankets, hot chocolate, rom-coms and romantic weather, but painfully short of someone to share it with. 🥲❤️”

Women love calling men a "man child" while we all know who really is the child.

Islamic “scholars “ these days. ☠️

I've noticed something strange about humans.
When you warn someone about a disaster you can clearly see coming, 95% will laugh, ignore you, or call you negative.
Six months later, when exactly what you predicted happens, they'll look you in the eyes and say:
"Why didn't you warn me?!" 😂
And that's why prophets deserved better salaries.

— Qizmara, with love. 🦉❤️

Life is a beautiful gift… according to people who clearly haven't read the terms and conditions. 😂

Sometimes I wonder why we're all so desperately holding on to something we're constantly trying to escape from.

Maybe the real mystery isn't the meaning of life.

It's why nobody offers a refund. This advice came from Qizmara, with love.

My biggest fear isn't dying alone.

It's dying and someone unlocking my phone, reading my conversations with ChatGPT, and realizing I was never mentally stable to begin with. 💀😂