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@Zulqarnayn
What everyday on Jamaa looks like.
@bromadjik
On Muzz i think all the pieces have two left edges even the glue has given up 😆
@Samreen_Aqeel
Ask your Ammi to sell her old furniture and buy new ones. She’ll definitely say “Maa ko bhi bech de, woh bhi old ho gayi hai.” 😭🤧
@Ayu810106
He said I am not that kind responsive person.
Dude I reply your text every minute while I’m working tho!
@nourdounia
Made it another year 🥇🤣
@Samreen_Aqeel
“I can change him” ok rehabilitation center 🤭😑
@Darakht-e-Zard
She: “Hey Muzz, can you locate my future husband?”
Muzz: “Sure.”
She: “Where is he?”
Muzz: “On Muzz.”
She: “What is he doing?”
Muzz: “Chatting with girls simultaneously.”
She: “Is he serious about marriage?”
Muzz: “That remains under investigation.”
She: “What do you mean?”
Muzz: “He says he’s looking for a life partner, but his Muzz activity suggests he’s running a full-scale recruitment campaign.”
She: “Recruitment?”
Muzz: “Yes. Position: Future Wife.
Requirements: Deen, loyalty, modesty, compatibility.
Openings: Apparently unlimited.
Interviews: Currently ongoing with half the Jamaaverse.” 💀
She: “So when will he choose one?”
Muzz: “After comparing all the shortlisted candidates, conducting three family-background checks, and updating his Excel spreadsheet.”
She: “Astaghfirullah.”
Muzz: “Exactly,even Muzz algorithm recommends involving the families before the recruitment process becomes a multinational corporation.” 😂
@FromALostTribe
Tired of not finding someone physically attractive.
Wish all human beings looked the same
Like bees and ants
💔
@Nikhat78703929
Couldn’t sleep, so I started browsing Muzz.
At this point I’m not looking for a husband.
I’m conducting night-shift research. 🫡😂