Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
If she goes from: “he must be 6ft”
To: “as long as he taller than me”
She has accepted her downfall.
Why does she need to work after marriage?
If she tries to, she’s getting sanctioned.
100% husband tax on all earnings.
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I set 10 alarms to wake up early.
In the morning I proudly turned off all of them.
Then slept again peacefully.
Now my alarms are tired of me too.
One day they might resign officially. ⏰
Salam everyone
Eid Mubarak
What’s your opinion about people who like or match your profile knowing you’re from different country then come saying I wish you’re from here 🙄😂
What’s their problem??
Girls trying to flirt
Guy: <tells joke>
Girl: nobody even likes you...
Guy: that's okay, I like myself
Girl: okay mate dream on…
Girl: good boy
Most people destroy their own progress, reputation, and power without realizing it. Not because they lack intelligence or potential, but because they reveal too much of themselves to the wrong people.
Machiavelli warned that exposure is a weapon turned against you. The strongest individuals in history protected their private life, intentions, and weaknesses with absolute discipline.