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@falestine
I cycled to Halfords to buy a lock for my new bike 🔒🔑 🚲
When I came out my bike was gone 👀
Now I need a bike for my new lock 🥲
@nourdounia
Hahahaha I have been through this and honestly it baffles me because what do you mean you need advice from someone who has never even been in a relationship 🤣🤣🤣
@Kaluna110909
You're the Only One
A wife was feeling annoyed with her husband.
Wife: "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were this poor, huh?!"
Husband: "But I did tell you, honey... You just didn't hear it or understand it!"
Wife: "So, what exactly did you say to me back then?" (asking curiously)
Husband: "I said, 'Honey, you are the only thing I have in this world...' And you just replied, 'So sweet'..."
Wife: #!?!*’?”##!!’”?:"{:??::{ aarrgghhhh......
@Muslimah7863
Let's Build-a-Husband: 🤣🙃🤪🫣🤫
The Base (The Nice Guy): Kind, stable, texts back immediately, loves your family. Trade-off: Sometimes lacks the spark or spontaneous edge you crave.
The Stuffing (The Bad Boy/Charming One): High chemistry, exciting, adventurous, great banter. Trade-off: Low reliability, high anxiety, might forget your birthday.
The Scent (The Ambitious Provider): Driven, successful, secure future, passionate about goals. Trade-off: Workaholic, hard to schedule quality time with.
The Voice Box (The Emotional Communicator): Validates your feelings, loves deep late-night talks, highly self-aware. Trade-off: Can sometimes overanalyze things or match your stress levels.
@TqD
Ok, this one is for the Punjabi speakers. I was crying with laughter 😹
@Junaidkhan13689230
Is it only me or you guys are too ??
@Nyx73448804
that online friend who suddenly disappeared without a trace 🌚
@Mareebra
Someone to hook me up with pure black henna,😒if possible the one from Bangladesh,😏😏
This life is so hard