Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Sometimes I wonder why we need to understand women 😅 because even if we understand them well and know their feelings, they will try in every way to show the opposite 😅
date a nurse correctly.
that means snacks, foot rubs, forehead kisses, and zero complicated conversations until she has showered.
I was delivering parcels .
This customer forgot his GF's date of birth for age verification and she saw the whole thing through Ringbell camera !
She goes "You are deadman! Wait till i get home !"😅
Broooooooooo!!!
If she starts dropping Rumi quotes out of nowhere you know what that means right??? 👀
Yes siree Bob! She’s going through a break-up. She’s fragile rn. And now is the best time to manipulate her. Make your move champ. She needs a shoulder. 😈
The most funny thing people who found you on muzz have already got their spouse and planning virtual marriage 🤣 😂
You can be crazy here shamelessly.
cause they all are kinda.
When someone breaks a woman's heart into the next level, and her deep patience are vanished—suddenly all of her days turns into darkness. Her brightest smile, her sweetest tones, sincere presence, her positive energy, and her playful side, has gone.
<CUSTOM_BOLD>—— You have destroyed her Beautiful world.</CUSTOM_BOLD> 👑🌍💔
On every app, people start from zero…
At first, nobody knows you. Then with hard work, consistency, and time, people slowly start recognizing you…
But there’s this one cursed app where in the beginning people reply, interact, and give attention…
Then the more time you give it, the deader your account becomes 😭
No reach on posts, no comments, no message replies…
Feels less like an algorithm and more like a personal grudge 🤡
Her: okay, let me guess, you’re 27, 6ft 2, and your favourite color’s red?
Bro: you’re close, i’m actually 5ft 11
Her: 😧 wtf!!
Bro: what?
Her: i didn’t realise I was dating a hobbit…
Bro: you’re 4ft 11…
Her: yeah, we’re practically the same height 😒
Bro: why is this even a problem?
Her: because I wanna feel like a girl…
Bro: here’s some flowers 🌺
Her: …and I need someone to protect me? 🤨
Bro: I have a black belt
Her: …from a lion!
Bro: 🤨
Her: okay, I just need someone who’s funny!
Bro: that has nothing to do with us…
Her: stop being logical! I don’t want you! you’re short!
Bro: 1 inch doesn’t mean anything…
Her: IT MEANS EVERYTHING!!! 🤬😢😭 …how am I gonna wear my 12 inch heels? 🥺🥺🥺
Bro: …btw i’m rich. 😎💰💰💰💰💰
Her: …(silence)…
…omg! red’s my favorite color too! 🥰