Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
What if your family fixes your wedding with someone who you unmatched on muzz? Nd you found out after it was fixed
Muzz algorithm really said:
"You want someone religious, values-driven, and emotionally mature?"
Here's someone 12 years older. Take it or leave it. 😭
Ya Allah we said spouse not a life coach. 🤲😂
POV: You finally match with someone good on Muzz.
Day 1: Great conversation. This feels different. Maybe Allah answered. 🤲
Day 2: Still going. Mashallah. Is this it? 👀
Day 3: Replies getting slower. Okay they're probably busy.
Day 4: One word answers. "Haha." "Yeah." "Nice."
Day 5: Read. Not replied.
Day 6: checks if they're still there
Still matched. Still online. Just... silent.
Ya Allah what did I do. 😭
Just a post nothing related to my dating life .😅😅😅
Muzz bio translation guide:
"Simple person" = no personality 😭
"Not here often" = will ghost you in 3 days 💀
"Serious inquiries only" = the least serious person here 😂
"Family oriented" = normal human being, swipe right immediately 🚨
"Just exploring" = wasting everyone's time including their own 😭
"Ask me anything" = has nothing to say 👀
Which bio have YOU written? Be honest. 👇