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آمين أكبر

@Aameen94440309

10 days ago

Shoes.

• It’s Not permissible to walk wearing only one pair of shoes

Rasulullan SAW Said;☝️

"None of you should walk wearing one shoe; you should either wear them both or take them off both.''

📖📚 (Bukhari & Muslim) 📖📚

• It’s Shaytān that walk with one Shoe.

• You’re not Shaytān.

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آمين أكبر

@Aameen94440309

10 days ago

Rawatib Salah ?

• They’re 12 Raka’ahs in total.

  • -2 b4 Subh
  • -4 b4 Zuhr
  • -2 after Zuhr
  • -2 after Magrib
  • -2 after Isha

• Benefit?

  • -Allah’ll build a mansion in Jannah to those who maintain these raka’ahs.

📖📚 (Bukhari & Muslim) 📖📚

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Miki Marshall

@miki855748

10 days ago

Today has really let me down. I met a man. Egyptian. Handsome. Wealthy. Generous. Kind. Funny. Healthy. ( his words). Seemed like minded. A good fit. Willing to negotiate. Ready to accept all my terms including him relocating after his contract was up. We talked about our wants and needs. Our expectations. Our rolls in the marriage. We were in near perfect agreement. We discussed compatibility. Lightly touched on our intimacy expectations . Things were really going well. We had touched on our previous marriages. Now he wanted to discuss why we each had divorced. What type of persons we were married to and why things hadn't worked out. I was fine with that. He wanted to know where my ex were from. I told him my 1st was white american. My second was Palestinian. Emedietly he started badmouthing him. Saying they were all just scammers. Really bad , no good people. 😒 I told him to slow his roll. My bio clearly says im a Palestinian activist. That im looking for a like-minded person to fight for Palestinian freedom. That I wanted someone to go to Ralleys, meetings, conventions and protests with me. How did he miss that?? I politely told him we wouldn't get along. Especially after he had such strong feelings. That i was sorry it wouldnt work. I wasnt going to argue about this He seemed like a nice guy. Handsome and sincere in wanting a partner. I hoped he found the right one for him and to have a great weekend and goodluck. He then came back with, " you are just a,nasty old B****! Nothing but a scammer and a gold digger!" He then unmatched me and blocked me! 😳

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Sulemana Ahmed

@Ahmed2555031

10 days ago

Productivity is seductive, but presence is sacred. Build the system, then step outside it and enjoy what you’ve built.

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Anonymous

10 days ago

Any tongue can utter a promise

Only the Truthful give a promise its meaning through (his) loyalty and faithfulness. And more often than not, the betrayer is the first to say:, “I will not be the first to leave”… Yet, before long, they become the first to leave.

أيّ لسان ينطق بالوعد.
ولا يمنحه معنى إلا الصادق بوفائه.
وكثيرا ما يكون الغادر أول من يقول:
"لن أكون أول الراحلين"
… ولكن ثم لا يلبث أن يكون أولهم

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Husam

@ockkk

10 days ago

⚠️ 10 Signs She’s NOT The One From a Wise Man(me)

  1. 🐶 She's got a Snapchat dog filter on Muzz. Bro, this for marriage, not a Fortnite lobby.
  2. 👥 She has 6 photos and 5 are group shots. Now I'm playing Where's Waldo for a wife.
  3. 📱 She has 3 photos and all are from 2018. That iPhone 6 ain't fooling anyone.
  4. ☕ Her whole personality is coffee and travel. Congrats, she's a Starbucks gift card.
  5. 📺 She'll unmatch you if you don't have Netflix. Bro, we have a Quran app….. priorities.
  6. ☕ Her bio says fluent in sarcasm and tea….. congrats, she just described every British auntie.
  7. 💼 Her job title is CEO but she sells lashes on WhatsApp. I respect the hustle but be fr.
  8. ✋ Her replies are shorter than my pinky. I've gotten more conversation from Siri.
  9. 👨‍🦱 Her wali is her male best friend. I'm gonna need a second opinion on that one.
  10. 🧩 She wrote looking for her other half….. bro, I'm looking for a wife, not a missing jigsaw puzzle piece.

🔑On a serious note, PRAY ISTIKARA before messaging🧎‍➡️🤲.

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Dee

@heytheredalila

10 days ago

I’m afraid I’ll be single for the next World Cup

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Anonymous

10 days ago

Can I just say how disappointed I am in:

  • -Generic compliments. Please just show that you’ve read my bio and there’s a reason you’re reaching out rather than the most generic message that is applicable to everyone….🥲
  • -AI generated text! Come on now! You can’t use AI to talk to me in person. Please just be authentic. Native speakers can easily pick up on AI jargon. Sigggghhhhhhh 😩
  • -Chatspeak. Btw, fyi is understandable but “u” and “ur”? 😞 At least be able to differentiate between ure (you’re) and ur (your). Are the .000000001 extra seconds to type out the full word really going to kill you? Lack of effort is so unattractive 🙃
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Sierra

@WhiteHijabi

10 days ago

Sorry , i prefer a never married virgin … to many men have had haraam relationships in the past and cant be trusted to tell the actual number of partners theyve had so better play it safe

#womeninmenfields

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