Fun & Laughs

“ The enemy cannot know
your next move if you
Don’t know it either “

~ Sun Tzu ( the art of war )

the art or raigbait quotes

After being on this app for 25 minutes my experience with the women I have to say their very pretentious and not looking for anything serious it's more like a game to be this little community

Alpha

Ladies,,,Stop dating a MAN who only want to see you at night. You are not a cockroach🤣

These two make my day better

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYpjePhpNrE/

Calling my sister to let her know the pain i'm having in my toe is now in my knee and Google says it's not looking good..

“Serious people only 💅”

My brother reading this - just run!!!

Get out of there quick bro, for your own good!
😟

Looking for my future wife so we can:

Pray together
Fight over who gets the last piece of biryani
Travel the world (but still be home before Maghrib)
And explain to our parents why we’re both 30+ and still ‘figuring it out’ 😂

Bonus points if you can roast my terrible dad jokes and make better chai than me.

Serious inquiries only… unless your idea of fun is debating pineapple on pizza at 2am

Real talk - I think my autocorrect is legit misogynist…
…it comes up with the worst possible replacements…
…my problem - I hit send too quick and can’t edit it…
I was meant to say “hi, you okay? 😃”
Guess what it wrote instead?
👀