Fun & Laughs

The only women I automatically say no to are the ones taller than me. I have to maintain at least one advantage 😂

I dare you all to match my vibe

Silly me. I thought you got married after matching on Muzz 😭😂 we answered all the questions and then we plan the nikkah. Boy did I overestimate this whole experience.

Every conversation is actually two conversations.

The one happening out loud…

and the one each person is having with themselves.

I’m so glad my period came. For a second there I thought I cared about what people thought about me.

You wake up tomorrow a Billionaire
No limits
No holding back
What's the first thing you're buying or doing?

In Punjabi, we don't tell someone to shut up

We say:
"Ponk na kutteya , hor ucha ponk."

..and I think that's beautiful ✨

The Diet Plan 🍕
I told myself, "Starting tomorrow, I'll eat healthy."
Then my friend said, "Pizza?"
Apparently, tomorrow never comes. 😂

Rule of Jamaa:
Post something serious = 12 likes.
Post something random = 500 comments and a civil war. 😭🍿

Social media has deluded most into thinking they’re a 10/10 because a few people liked their selfie.

You demand a King/Queen.

Yet bring absolutely nothing to the castle.